MikeDue🤰🏼

shut the fuck up and enjoy the greatness.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: The House has passed a bill banning members of Congress and their spouses from trading individual stocks in a 232-198 vote.

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[oblock baby @oblockb4by]

listed some shit on depop today. jesus fucking christ man. #retard

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Enjoying Spain!

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

They don’t even let you buy a jeep if you have an IQ above 90

[trap @blattreligion]

U ate a sausage then u came and talked to the boss???

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Only 6 new sentences left

[leizi @kissinguuuuu]

A lot of girls are pornbrained and don't know it and desire corny ass sex

[pj @pjayevans]

I love drinking chasers. Just drinking a bunch of chasers all night. Diet coke

[fake kick @xanocery]

how do u tell a girl her cooter stinks without sounding like the worlds next Hitler to her

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - Trump gives military orders, that if Iran assassinates him, to "just literally bomb them at levels that they’ve never seen before." — NYP

[Jimmy “Fucking” Tzu @00JimmyT]

Paper towel dispenser in the crib. Yeah this plays

[MikeDue🤰🏼 @dueitt_Michael]

🙂

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

World Cup matches when you’re at work

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

ALL THE EMOTIONS FOR MESSI AFTER AN UNBELIEVABLE COMEBACK WIN 🇦🇷 🥹

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

I’m crying bro the fucking Patrick Star scene is real

[𐕣 @kencarson]

possession

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

I could see myself peacefully exchanging my kids on the weekend with this woman