Michele

Die of exhaustion not boredom.

[Michele @duelmk]

Smile, nod, agree, and do whatever you were going to do anyway.

[Michele @duelmk]

@EM_RESUS 1.5 yr ago on my 19yo daughter suddenly fell over no heartbeat. I did CPR until ambulance came-prob under 5min. They took over, repeatedly used defibrillator, put a Lucas device on her and took to ER. It took about 40 minutes for her heart to beat on its own. She survived

[Michele @duelmk]

@kflay I was there and it was an amazing show! Thanks for another fantastic performance! ❤️

[Michele @duelmk]

@aimilee @NicholasFerroni This just feels gross to me

[Michele @duelmk]

@jacgorelick @9ofPentacles My dentist uses the child sized films for me. It’s a little less uncomfortable

[Michele @duelmk]

@syksyisin 🙏 😊

[Michele @duelmk]

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[Michele @duelmk]

@ThatEricAlper REO Speedwagon-Keep on Loving You

[Michele @duelmk]

@_antonioquesada Nice! Congratulations!!

[Michele @duelmk]

@ThatEricAlper Smoking area

[Michele @duelmk]

@sonukg4india

[Dutch Bros Coffee @DutchBros]

If you see me coming in late with Dutch...no you didn't

[Michele @duelmk]

This (and the responses)

[Michele @duelmk]

@sheenastaytrap Congratulations!🎉

[Michele @duelmk]

@DutchBros Sugar free cocomo cold brew

[Michele @duelmk]

@MegStEsprit When my daughter got her period we talked about where the supplies were, how to handle if it started at school, etc & her face fell. She said “oh my god this happens more than once?!?” Oh honey. Probably 300 times. It was all I could do not to laugh at my poor girl

[Michele @duelmk]

@kflay @LiquidDeath VIP SF 💙💙

[Michele @duelmk]

@TheStruts So sad to have missed your rescheduled SF show a couple of weeks ago, but I got Covid and stayed home 🦠😩I hope to catch you next time around!!

[StressieBessie @EPrecipice]

When talking about our agendas for the day, I told my 5yo I was a little nervous about a meeting I have today. He said, “Mama, I am nervous all the time. I know what to do.” So friends, here is all the advice he could fit into the drive to school: