M3GAN

I don’t think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this

[Mar @_martremblay]

“Show them O'Hara hurting her knee in Best in Show”

[ger🌭 @gerawaycar]

Fuck…. I can’t pick 😭😭😭 Team USA men’s hockey team ❤️

[lucy❤️‍🩹 @theplnkopaque]

but i’m not a bad bitch and this isn’t savage

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

What do you buy for a bagel who has everything

[M3GAN @duffbucket]

me with my girlfriend and our pets after one night away from home

[stevie @adultmomband]

people being like “queer people survived Reagan” like no actually they did not? famously?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Sarah Michelle Gellar says she won’t return to the ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’ sequel film:

“I am dead.”

[M3GAN @duffbucket]

whatever happened to sunny and 75

[teryn @youngtiddy]

cop: this is my partner

me: ugh just say boyfriend

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Me celebrating the Caesar salad turning 100 today

[M3GAN @duffbucket]

jumpscare! someone in my office just sneezed like my dad

[tri vo @tribranchvo]

me listening to tortured poets department

[M3GAN @duffbucket]

someone get taylor swift a diary

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

yeah i’ve got march madness (i am reading Little Women)

[grace @thesucksessions]

happy st patrick’s day weekend, ireland for a free palestine!!

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

[M3GAN @duffbucket]

one thing about me is i’ll never subscribe to a patreon

[chloe iris @chloeikennedy]

grown women participating in a trend to seek a perpetual state of girlhood… preteen girls asking for drunk elephant retinol cream for christmas…