David Omáčka 🇺🇦

and I'm just sittin here masturbatin'

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

Legend for all men and a nightmare for Gold Diggers

[Allonsy 🇨🇿🇺🇦🇳🇱🇬🇱🇹🇼 @AdamPiechowicz1]

Všichni už se těšíme na fotbalový podzim a Ligu národů

[David Omáčka 🇺🇦 @DuffDavid]

@berooshka @Honzzzik Jakej doktore, snad mrdko jedna zkurvená

[Honzzzik @Honzzzik]

Já: Nemůžete teď dostat napít, zase se pozvracíte. Máte kapačku a dostáváte tekutiny přímo do žíly.
Pacient: Ale já mám ústní žízeň a ne žilní žízeň, ty mrdko jedna zkurvená!

[David Omáčka 🇺🇦 @DuffDavid]

@janadubova21 @makupka Deagrofertizace, Benda, málo odvahy (nešetřilo se dostatečně za minulý vlády), chybí mi komplexní návrh velký daňový reformy (nemovitosti víc, práce míň), zdravotnictví (soukromé pojištění jako v D), chybí program kterej má velkou odvahu i nepopulární ale potřebný kroky

[Bez @SrBez_]

The guy is fighting for his life to stay calm 🤣🤣🤣

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Name a better take than this on the Iran war, I’ll wait.

[David Omáčka 🇺🇦 @DuffDavid]

@Lucinda90964714 Ještě se dobrej rádce jmenuje Čurda :D to je dokonalý!

[David Omáčka 🇺🇦 @DuffDavid]

@mschmarcz Ježiš tak to je extrém to udělat z koster babišovecj kuřat. To zní jako zhmotněbý peklo tohle žrát

[David Omáčka 🇺🇦 @DuffDavid]

@StadionyNet My czeszi wam szme k picze, my nemame ani jedzen stadzion nad 20 000

[David Omáčka 🇺🇦 @DuffDavid]

@ValentinaCzech 2500

[David Omáčka 🇺🇦 @DuffDavid]

@JaroslavDvorak0 Četl jsem že tesla Y ma obrovskej ane udajne neprakticky tvarovanej kufr. Nacpali jste to tam vpoho? Uvazuju nad ní!

[🅟🅔🅣̌🅐🅢 @petaas00]

upřímné slova kapitána a velké zklamání z prohry.

[David Omáčka 🇺🇦 @DuffDavid]

@LukasKovanda Pán ekonóm si plete klauzalitu s kolerací

[Barbora Mercury 🇨🇿✌️🇪🇺 @MercuryBarbora]

“Nejste náhodou ten debil od Motoristů?”paní se toho nebála.😂
A mě zase zajímá, proč jezdí @matesgregor v MHD v plavkách?🤔
Autor videa @sihna_

[Boys Being Boys @boysbelnboys]

Now this is a good duo 😭

[Friia @Friia28]

So this guys visiting his comatose wife in hospital, and he’s tired of talking to her, it’s not doing anything, so he says fuck it, let me rub her boob and see what happens. And he rubs her left boob and she lets out a sigh. So he rubs her right boob and she lets out a moan. And he’s thinking, well, uh, let me ask a doctor but I got some idea’s. So he goes and asks the doctor. “Maybe I should give oral sex.”

The doctors says “Yeah, it’s unorthodox but try it.” So the guy goes back in the room and locks the door, five minutes later he comes out white as a sheet and the doctor goes “What happened?”

The man goes, “She died! She choked."

[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

the girl is laughing because she knows the truth

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

My 10 year old son came home crying yesterday

His bike was stolen from outside the school

"Papa, I saw Mehmet from my class taking it"

"Son, just because he isn't German, doesn't mean he stole your bike" I said

"Papa, but I watched him cut the lock!"

I shook my head in disbelief

"Mehmet arrived from Somalia last year. He is still adjusting to our culture, and he also deserves a bicycle"

"What?" my son was confused

"You've had your bike for a long time. Now it's his turn, sharing is the most important European value"

I called the school the next morning

I told them not to investigate and asked to make sure Mehmet received proper support

My son is still mad he doesn't have a bike

I only hope he will not grow up to be a right-wing extremist