Beach Hermit Ebenezer Shark

Oh shit oh no no oh no no oh fuck

[Beach Hermit Ebenezer Shark @duffwad]

If she’s chopped I’m minced

[Beach Hermit Ebenezer Shark @duffwad]

@Cherry_Pins 4

[Beach Hermit Ebenezer Shark @duffwad]

Reading Buffalo ‘66 reviews and getting violently angry

[Beach Hermit Ebenezer Shark @duffwad]

Five Nights at Freddy’s is an allegory for an office job

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🔱 RETWEET TO WIN 🔱

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#SeaUsRise x City Connect

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

⚾ RETWEET TO WIN ⚾

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[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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[Beach Hermit Ebenezer Shark @duffwad]

I HATE hippies

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

✈️ RETWEET TO WIN ✈️

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[Beach Hermit Ebenezer Shark @duffwad]

Pussy so good she got me talking bout parallelograms

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

the worst thing about living in new york city, and the reason most people leave, is that there are literally zero long john silver’s locations here. did you know that? none. when i lived in kentucky i used to dine like the prince of the open sea. didn’t know how good i had it

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

who tf is keeping Long John Silver’s in business

[Beach Hermit Ebenezer Shark @duffwad]

@kaaatbrat will put “good vibes” music on and it’s Lil Peep, boygenius, and Sufjan Stevens

[Beach Hermit Ebenezer Shark @duffwad]

Bluey takes place not in a universe where dogs are people, but where people are good people

[Beach Hermit Ebenezer Shark @duffwad]

@kaaatbrat 🎵 White TraShing wItH YOOOoooouuu 🎵

[Beach Hermit Ebenezer Shark @duffwad]

@natalienoodIe He’s the embodiment of bad millennial sarcasm humor and I hate him with my whole soul

[Beach Hermit Ebenezer Shark @duffwad]

I want to choke Mikey Day to death.

[Beach Hermit Ebenezer Shark @duffwad]

@moldbaby56 jennifer lop