Duganinja, For Now at least

Futurist, Hero, Screenwriter, Rook.. As a former child actor, I used to matter. Expert in tomorrow's yesterday and yesterday's tomorrow.

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I officially have twitter followers in EVERY continent(Except for the cold one)! Welcome worldwide twi-bots and the real people who love me!

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I'm just glad I got to experience the early internet before it was taken over by dumb AI bullshit and user generated crap. I'm also happy that i can leave it behind and dodder off into the future offline and complaining about it as an old man.

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Shout out to all the goth kids sitting through hot-ass graduation ceremonies this June.

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@IvoEmpire I whill kick your ass I'll tellya what

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Just make a good cup.. That what it takes to be a good company these days. Not this bullshit about lifestyle selling and brand placement in a key demographic. Jesus. Over hype, blow up. Fail to keep quality. Make room for a replacement. Rinse repeat. https://t.co/Sapoie1nc1

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We know what the people want.. They want all of our employees in dark colored shirts so that our aprons will pop more-

Brother.. I don't trust baristas wearing uniforms. That's not how coffee works. Nothing says death of spirit more than this bull.
https://t.co/xly9clp7Tk

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Punch Nazis.

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Jeff Lurie, short and sweet.. Chirelle Parker, booed by the audience with chants of "wrap it up" .. Philly classic.

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In this essay, I analyze the themes of misogyny and victim-blaming by examining the concept of the male gaze and the tendency to shift responsibility away from the perpetrator and onto the victim, in the context of the holiday classic. Gramma got Run Over By a Reindeer.. 1/54 🧵

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The Sixers should totally follow through on their threat to move to Camden, NJ.

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I dunno what happened lately.. but has anyone else started seeing a TON more ghostly apparitions from the future, appearing out of the blue ranting about a global apocalypse? It's been happening since Wed morning. They're getting on my nerves and harshing my vibe.

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@teddipasketty @IvoEmpire Oh poop. Was i supposed to vote today?

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Amazing.

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Someone has constructed a naked 50 ft statue of Donald Trump on Kensington Ave in Philly. Big police presence here.

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Valerie.. No way.
Me..

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Amazon: Have we got a great deal for you.
Me..
Amazon..
Me..
Amazon..
Me.. ugh fine.

I open the link to find a $2999 solar charger.
Amazon.. Eh?
Me.. Fuck off!

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My favorote part of the Emmy's the other day was when Jodie Foster in her Emmy acceptance speech made a Borat joke when she said;

"My Wife!"

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@IvoEmpire Hahaha

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Still twitter to me.

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Wow @SEPTAPHILLY why won't you negotiate to continue to offer the Key Advantage program to Drexel? After ONE year the fees are up 45%? Wow. So garbage. I can see how commited you are that you want to increase ridership..

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@officialjgoldst @cinepocalypse Funny, I thought you were made in a lab.