Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson

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[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

Cold Soup

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@husbandfuck3r Real as hell

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

Oh no it's so hot out this isn't good for my health to leave the house *grabs bikini* the health effects are too severe I cannot commute or work *pours margarita* my heart goes out to all affected by this heat wave as I am also so affected

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

This is the Pokémon go of politics

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

hello i'm back after a year to delete 19 bot group chats good job elon great site

[Girlwife Bitch Boss @husbandfuck3r]

“Like and share if you were still suckin tit while the first tower was falling” -@duhgraaf

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

@MaxMcAdams So true

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

@retroshorts21 GET THEIR ASS

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@eiderdowncloud Me too 😔

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

erm excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

@husbandfuck3r She’s so fucken creepy

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

https://t.co/UuJ23eYzL2

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

Hold on she looks like that one video I’ll find it

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

jolted awake at 3:30 am with tobuscus’ “nugget in a biscuit” blaring full volume on loop in my head

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

If I ever end up incapacitated and anyone in my family or friends circle tries to film me for content please take my word and kill them

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

making hearty soups with @Marshall__Scott ur all invited

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

@MaxMcAdams Thank u sm

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

desperately need a week to lay on the floor and groan but alas the horrors persist

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

I’ve been algorithmed into Russian pet rat instagram and it’s so fuckin cute

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

@outworldliest My laundry is clean I smell great I just don’t have a signature scent

[Lancealot Fuckin’ “Soup” Johnson @duhgraaf]

I’ll never be femme fatale bro idk how to choose a perfume they all smell like chemical and how am I supposed to remember to put this shit on every day I’ll never have a signature scent