Bob Tzu

Duhism - The Impractical Wisdumb of Bob Tzu, the long-lost American cousin of Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu

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@DenverChannel It would be helpful if the reporters described where exactly they're standing and which direction the camera is pointed.

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@EricRoberts Live Life Feet First!

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@UncladLad Then you were still under $80, since the kit was $25 ;-)

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@smertz001 Ah, okay. That's what I thought. But most who wear it talk about how SECURE it feels, so I was confused ;-)

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I'm working on a new invention: it's a spray that eliminates the smell of room deodorizer. http://t.co/ke7uGN8qmC

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@MAPIcom The 600+ posts *are* the manuscript (plus some of the history and other Duhism Wisdumb)

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@MAPIcom Haven't found someone who want's to publish the profounditudenessity of the Faux-losophy of Duhism yet

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My Higher Self has the munchies http://t.co/ke7uGN8qmC

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@Azguyphx Remember, if you get any value out of Duhism, then you've definitely misunderstood it. ;-)

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Do New Age pirates wear third-eye patches?

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Just tried my first book on tape. Didn't like it. Maybe I shouldn't have picked "Advanced Probability and Analytical Statistics"

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Every day, in every way, I get more and more redundant.

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Everything always comes to you at the perfect time: when you're in the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.

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Remember, today is the day to shake your bootie while wearing adult diapers! It's In-Depends-Dance Day!

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I don't mind getting older. After all 50 is the new 49 1/2.

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In the middle of the night, I'm taken over by the holy spirit. I sleep in tongues. http://t.co/46iFr2ou

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@joytoyu I get comma toes when my feet need a short rest

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@LunaJune It's a bit black and blue