Michael

lighter thief. muse.

[Michael @duhmichaelduh]

Our prenup agreement: Whats his is mine and whats mine is mine https://t.co/oDgwNlX2E6

[ROBBIE ELIAS @RobbieElias]

Happiest man in the world right now. I love you @duhmichaelduh💍#ShutUp #GayProposal @LondonLGBTPride @GayNewsOnline https://t.co/NFqu7ck1sB

[ROBBIE ELIAS @RobbieElias]

Happiest man in the world right now. I love you @duhmichaelduh #ShutUp #GayProposal @gaystarnews @BuzzFeedLGBT
https://t.co/NFqu7ck1sB

[ROBBIE ELIAS @RobbieElias]

I'm the happiest man in the world right now. I love you @duhmichaelduh 👬💍#ShutUp #GayProposal @Queerty @lgbtqnation
https://t.co/NFqu7ck1sB

[Michael @duhmichaelduh]

.@MrRPMurphy America needs these queens @barbieguts @RobbieElias. Im sitting on a gold mine of personality here.

[Michael @duhmichaelduh]

If I even see a powdered wig

[Michael @duhmichaelduh]

Finally!! The period piece fix I've been needing!! Johnathan Strange and Mr Norrell on @netflix #JohnathanStrangeAndMrNorrell #Netflix

[Michael @duhmichaelduh]

Words to live by "don't give up Moses was a basket case" - some random church sign

[Michael @duhmichaelduh]

@barbieguts Celebrities make typos too. #starstheyrejustlikeus https://t.co/sTy01z5jgO

[Madonna @Madonna]

When you wake up in the morning and your kids are doing there homework without being asked!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 pretty darn AWESOME 📚🙏🏻😂👍🏻💘

[Michael @duhmichaelduh]

Walking into SuViche for my Aji De Gallina #NeighborOfTheGM #vip https://t.co/76gnEFK0Fv

[Michael @duhmichaelduh]

Real shit. Nothing clears my headspace like a sink full of dishes. https://t.co/QZeW2rkaX5

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

On a bad day, I immerse myself in work. If I am so depressed I can't do that, I just clean the rooms or the closets. It's very therapeutic.

[Michael @duhmichaelduh]

@CupcakKe_rapper is at the top of my spirit animal totem pole. https://t.co/K3sl0cA1Tv

[Michael @duhmichaelduh]

What a loser. I need a new friend already. 🙄 https://t.co/kEMxu1MkA1