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escalator enthusiast

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@turtlekiosk Except I apparently only have the driving half of this superpower

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Grandpa, literally a pirate

Me, gets killed by low level non-boss enemies in elden ring

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@turtlekiosk Imagine the ball bounce echo in there

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Waking up early to workout and make a healthy breakfast before the start of the workday but then immediately needing to take a 2 hour nap

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@DANGxBRAH But I wanna be cool

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So... drinking decaf is basically microdosing caffeine right

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getting ghosted by sellers on Craigslist sigh

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@turtlekiosk Ours was actually a Nokia

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Best way to satisfy a craving: eat a really shitty version of whatever it is

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Learned about the current aws outage by noticing that both the @McDonalds and @Popeyes app were broken at the same time

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This Pfizer shit hit different

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Gonna start paying for YouTube Premium just to stop seeing these fucking crypto dot com ads

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Me needing to commute to the office this morning in the rain

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OH: I'm 40, he's 45, we can talk about aliens, like real life shit. He's invested in the stock market now though, so I might buy some NFTs.

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Can't believe I'm actually at one of these

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Lol he's still butthurt over the backlash

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

1/ It's been about a year since my mission-focused blog post. It wasn't easy to go through at the time, but looking back, it turned out to be one of the most positive changes I've made at Coinbase, and I'd recommend it to others. https://t.co/FudJSuaumB

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Gonna do some npc shit today

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How is Elija Wood not British

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@teeshirts (I only know this bc someone else wtf tweeted the same thing into my tl last week)

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@teeshirts It's a mud dauber!