Chopped Mt Rushmore

[AdequateEmily (PRIDE MONTH EDITION) @AdequateEmily]

“Don’t make this a thing” is so funny

[Chopped Mt Rushmore @duhrpressed]

@moniza_hossain It's regression :/

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

They are calling this a dad bod, and I don’t know if it’s progress or regression that we’re now also holding men to the standards we only used to hold women to

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Nailed it!💯

[Daniel Horowitz @RMConservative]

Because we've allowed Big Tech to abolish the Fourth Amendment.

[middleclassparty @middle_class_us]

SNAP participation has fallen by 51%.

The government is calling it proof the economy is improving.

But credit card debt is at record highs.

Food banks are serving more people than during COVID.

One in three Americans skipped a meal this year.

Consumer sentiment is at an 80 year low.

People stopped getting food stamps because the paperwork got harder and the offices processing it are understaffed.

The hunger didn't go away.

Just the benefits.

[vera much @loveyouveramuch]

coke doll vs ket nonbinary

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Remember when they sold us the slogan, “Go paperless, save trees, save the planet”?

Now we've gone digital, and it's consuming enormous amounts of water, destroying ecosystems, harming bees, and contributing to environmental damage on a scale paper never did.

[j @KlRBYREED]

missing the days when this was a top 10 runway

[sean @_sn_n]

Republicans: We are the pro-life party

Also Republicans:

[Chopped Mt Rushmore @duhrpressed]

@greeenghost I'm shocked the girls live for Alice so much

[Chopped Mt Rushmore @duhrpressed]

@greeenghost They can't handle the truth

[նիկիտա @greeenghost]

told my gay friend group that replay should’ve been the first single off chromatica and almost got kicked out of the car

[daz @MetamateDaz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION:

Your salaries should simply impact which luxuries you can afford. Not force you to decided between food and rent. If you are working FULL TIME at ANY job your income should be enough to live comfortably in that city.

[SpotifyGaga @SpotifyGaga_]

"Zombieboy” — Road To 100 MILLION

June 18th — 148,068
Milestone Date — September 14th, 2026

Total — 87,239,520 [Gap: 12,760,480]

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

craziest part about this is that the end result was a Community episode getting pulled off Netflix and police budgets going up by like 700%

[Pop ate my heart @POPATEEMYHEART2]

Mexico won, Katy coming to flop, lost 3 pounds, life is good

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

If Elon Musk paid my ultra-millionaire tax, we could fully cover free community college in America.

[brandon* @brndxix]

did anyone else notice the list of names at the end of the movie? are those the people who made the movie?