The Philosopher

There are things I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you, makes it so tempting to tell you. Sorry for my bad English, I'm American.

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

Follow my brothers http://t.co/pdkvTpi2 and http://t.co/VdiP8xpB

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

Did you know if you burn a Frenchmen they yell "Wee Wee"

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

@hanhanhan_ Life its self is sick, instead of messaging me you could of sent a message to someone who needed it and saved them.

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

Isn't it sad when someone tries to kill their self and doesn't succeed, come on you couldn't even do that right!

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

Yes I have tried Raman noodles, I'm just not into that cancer taste.

[Aaron Pierce Staton @Aaron_Staton]

My dream woman: Someone who's bright, colorful, energetic, wears pretty makeup & keeps our relationship running. Know any Rodeo Clowns?

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

@chelseanofuente I have one foot.

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

If #YOLO than why are you fat?

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

You’d be pretty if your mom wasn’t born so ugly.

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

I rip the tags off my blankets because I'm a bad boy.

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

I just read 60 pages on ethics, fell asleep and woke up a killer.

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

Hey if you think I'm awesome now, you should see me with my pants on.

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

Uh-Oh Looks like someone dropped the soap! #PrisonDays

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

Hey I'm not wearing any panties tonight.

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

Water tastes like cancer.

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. - J. Robert Oppenheimer (Creator of the atomic bomb)

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

Why are my pants off? #PresidentsDay

[The Philosopher @duhtoff]

It’s raining its pouring the old man is snoring we’re laughing he’s crying the whole world is dying.