lyss

ceo of being absolutely beautiful (she/her)

[lyss @duisalyssa]

don’t trust anyone who orders egg rolls instead of crab rangoons

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m VERY excited to show you the back cover of Speak Now (my version) including the vault tracks and collaborations with Hayley Williams from @paramore and @falloutboy. Since Speak Now was all about my songwriting, I decided to go to the artists who I feel influenced me most powerfully as a lyricist at that time and ask them to sing on the album. They’re so cool and generous for agreeing to support my version of Speak Now. I recorded this album when I was 32 (and still growing up, now) and can’t wait to unveil it all to you on July 7th. https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Novi @iamnovibrown]

I really wish I could tell every woman, please be EXTREMELY mindful of who you let harvest your womb.

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

dying of laughter together is my favourite non sexual act of intimacy

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

this is what i mean when i say i like the color pink:

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

I don’t care what political party you belong to, 129 mass shootings in 84 days is a crisis.

[lyss @duisalyssa]

Thanks @jackharlow for spending 2,833 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Nail Tech. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/AS7qUTU1ZY

[folake aina @f0lake]

twitter gon be gone tomorrow yall go through his likes NOW

[jess @enchantedjess13]

ticketmaster is like “we’re sorry about all the technical problems, this demand was unexpected” as if taylor swift isn’t one of the biggest artists in the galaxy

[sarah (Eras era!!) @thisismenotryin]

taylor swift walking onto stage with no one in the audience, because that ticketmaster queue never did move.

[lyss @duisalyssa]

@omaha_scanner damn let them be lol

[Ọbá 👑 @coachtris_]

If you cook your meals and sometimes get confused on what to eat, here is a list of food you can pick from for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner:

[lyss @duisalyssa]

@NiallOfficial I’m curious Niall do you have anger issues?

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

My drunk friend: I love you

Me: I know bro just sit down and drink some water

[Steve @thahumorguy]

Cooking together isn’t romantic, MOVE out my fkn way 🙄

[christian @sessh0m0ru]

how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

Knowing the difference between who to cut off and who to be patient with—is everything

[ MAJひ⁶𓅓 @ykmaj6]

To those who think College finna be easy 😭 YOUU GONE CRYYYYYYYYYYYY