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[duke department of @dukedeptof]

March issue is out! No pressure but if you don’t read it, you’ll fall behind.

https://t.co/XZL8ukKSDG

[duke department of @dukedeptof]

New February issue is out! Medicine for broken hearts and broken marriage pacts.

https://t.co/MtU0BVVcKT

[some pig @noahtakeru]

Blame the streaking on the VACCINE

[duke department of @dukedeptof]

I get it, the pumpkin is a little uneven. Stop talking about the pumpkin! Just check out our new October issue, please.

https://t.co/gH8uHwQJts

[duke department of @dukedeptof]

@sparrrooo Definitely bass connections

[Maddie @sparrrooo]

i don’t know whether it’s bass connections or bass connections and at this point im too afraid to ask

[duke department of @dukedeptof]

In times like these, it’s important to stay informed. Keep up with the latest, most pertinent information at Duke by reading our September issue!

https://t.co/iISyQbDOcO

[duke department of @dukedeptof]

Our April issue is ready for your perusal! Don’t forget to wear a mask!

https://t.co/n1y9OZLWb8

[duke department of @dukedeptof]

Zoom into virtual classes with this hot March edition. Happy FDOC!

https://t.co/KIxwI9JBzT

[duke department of @dukedeptof]

Information was disclosed to department of in confidence. These YT candidates were very, very confident.

[duke department of @dukedeptof]

@chroniclesports @notCoachKBurner Does this mean Duke doesn’t have to be the ones paying them?

[duke department of @dukedeptof]

@dukebasketball @DukeMBB I mean we’re already paying them... might as well make it official.

[Maddie @sparrrooo]

anybody got caillou’s skin routine

[fingerling potato @babygroteee]

but he goes by James, so he has neither

[duke department of @dukedeptof]

@DukeMBB 2 turnovers for Goldwire

[duke department of @dukedeptof]

Open wide
https://t.co/9q0QeJ32vS

[some pig @noahtakeru]

Our team is fine as long as @j_gold11 stays 4 years. Just check the advanced stats.

[duke department of @dukedeptof]

In case you missed it, here is an informational video we made: @sparrrooo

[duke department of @dukedeptof]

March doesn't always need to be mad.

https://t.co/mg3uCU3oif

[duke department of @dukedeptof]

Yes! The annual Young Trustee interviews have been released. They are young, but do you trust them?
https://t.co/sUyYrVf2JH