Duke Lukas

Is he dead yet?

[Duke Lukas @DukeLukas7]

I don't know if it's genetics or if I'm just a product of my environment, but either way I'm blaming my parents #SundayThoughts

[Duke Lukas @DukeLukas7]

@TheDunkCentral @SnapshotKyle Have fun with this brainiac for the next few years 😆

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@80s_Kidz It's one of those ultra-rare "Can't Miss" situations -- but if someone had a gun to my head, you just CANNOT pass on Elisabeth Shue (I hit puberty in the 80s and you WILL NOT change my mind)

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@ABC The only thing missing to make this a PERFECT story is "Florida"

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@EastEndJoe

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@NugsGetBuckets Because "Flopping" isn't an official stat

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@markallanbovair What's dumb is that by the time they change it we don't even really need it anymore; it's already staying light pretty late anyway -- the extra hour just seems unnecessary.

[Duke Lukas @DukeLukas7]

@davis_luxury @grok Damn, it's not even 8AM & now I want a burger

[Duke Lukas @DukeLukas7]

@keithedwards He can sit up & smile, but he's done

[Duke Lukas @DukeLukas7]

@linadreaamy 12

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@LivingTricks_ I'm literally ashamed to be an American

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@NBABlackburn Rich Paul is the worst thing to happen to the NBA since flopping

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@MonicaLewinsky He thought if ANYONE was going to be giving secret knobbers behind closed doors it should be him

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@Strictlyirene This one belongs in the "I Usually Skip This Part" Hall of Fame

[Duke Lukas @DukeLukas7]

@piersmorgan Instead of a coffin, I wonder if they can bury him in a closet

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@AP No one should ever rejoice and take joy in the death of another human being. (Usually.)

[Duke Lukas @DukeLukas7]

@alex_linardos Yeah, we've heard all about that "etiquette" where you brainiacs riot after these boring ass games & smash beer bottles over each other's heads (when you aren't head-butting them, or kicking them when they're on the ground)

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@ItsEmilyKateIt ABSOLUTELY!

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@etim_esthe15720 It would be worth it

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@Marajmzd For a language that assigns gender to EVERY SINGLE THING, you guys sure seem to fuck it up an awful lot

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@DNVR_Nuggets Nuggets FINALLY drafting grown ass men instead of little kids