Craig McRae

Rebel, Rockstar, no, wait, suburban Dad.

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

Father’s Day is just a hoax created to sell more fathers.

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

@notesonmargin https://t.co/i9Uj4fhWsN

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

@notesonmargin https://t.co/i9Uj4fhWsN

[Robert Bruce @24_70xu]

Trump if lying was an Olympic sport

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

@theliamnissan Wtf

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

For sale: one used Time Machine and a live 23-year-old Neanderthal I've named "Chuckles".
He's a little scared, but he's really great at building a fire.

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

Sold: Time Machine. Used once.

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

I just got back, and I wanted to warn you guys that things are looking pretty bad next Thursday. All I’m going to say is buy diapers now. All of them.

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

@theliamnissan I think that’s one of the signs of the apocalypse isn’t it?

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

@Fact I don’t drink coffee, I drink tea my dear

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

@charliekirk11

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

I've ordered and returned the same boomerang on Amazon for over a year now.

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

@EDSecMcMahon @Harvard And THIS is why @Harvard , and higher education, exists and should continue to be funded and supported

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

@Catwatchclips What movie is this?

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

@nowtoronto that was me on guitar!

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

@Kristennetten Almost 90% of Canadians have a family doctor, so this is far from the norm.

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

@WhatsupFranks They are generally known to be antagonists.

Or bulls.

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

I didn’t realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo…

Seems like an inappropriate low number of rodeos

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

@elonmusk @JeffBezos @realDonaldTrump Just like always

[Craig McRae @dukemcrae]

@jellyripa No, it's live on the street this November 24th....

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

‘Pro Life’ would be 20 Sandy Hook students starting college this Fall.