Duke Ned

Master of the slap.

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@_HighPriest_ Well, you DID lose your firstborn. I don't imagine those are easy to find.

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@XDemonBaronX So....How's it like being dead?

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@TimmySonOfNed Shush, It's my birthday present.

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Oh. Uh. Hi.

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@CaitlinCormac ...That's so hot.

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@DhotherCyllenae Do you hate sand too?

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@DhotherCyllenae And he's responsible this.

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@CaitlinCormac There's a difference. Cockslaps are a divine thing, a gift from the gods. Slicing up souls? Not so much.

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@CaitlinCormac Don't you just hate it when people treat your soul like a birthday cake and start cutting and slicing it up into pieces?

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@CaitlinCormac You just like tempting fate, don't you?

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@DhotherCyllenae I'll get the frying pan.

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@CaitlinCormac Waitaminute. Weren't you imprisoned at @XDemonBaronX crib?

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@BomarDaBaker Awwww.

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@BomarDaBaker Mmmm. Pretzels.

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@BomarDaBaker I WOULD buy you out, but you don't sell doughnuts.

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Three months of winter coolness.

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@TimmySonOfNed It's like what I do every night, only you don't enjoy it, and it's not as good and is very uncomfortable.

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@_HighPriest_ http://www.lordkat.com/wiki/images/9/90/DnD_MAGIC_CRYSTALS.jpg

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HNNNNG

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@BomarDaBaker ...Let me guess. You got that from a book or something.