Deaveak Tarmikos

Awesome leader of my unstoppable hoards. A self proclaimed douchebag. Starting up a religion devoted to chaos, join now!

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

Fergelsnaps. #RanOutOfRandomCommentsLongAgo

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

@TerryTheTurret HA! I kept the haikus up longer!

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

@TerryTheTurret Of course you're better. I'm gonna walk and fly now. Would you like to come?

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

@TerryTheTurret I'm a dragon man. You though are just a robot. I have a real brain.

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

@TerryTheTurret I am the best guy. The greatest that the world knows. A fucking dragon.

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

@TerryTheTurret *very slowly claps*

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

@TerryTheTurret Questions, eh? Who's the greatest person in the whole wide world?

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

@Bahamut9 Have I ever told you that you're my last remaining friend? Because you aaaaare.

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

Someone kill me.

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

@TerryTheTurret @GolemInkpot That... is perfection.

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

@TerryTheTurret What?! No! That's stupid! You're stupid! How can you be considered artificial intelligence when you say such stupid!

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

Does it make me a mad scientist if I bring a bagel to life?

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

@EloraSilune If this is the next evolutionary stage of man, I'm taking a hedge trimmer to it.

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

@TerryTheTurret Fuck aliens, I want dragons!

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

@EloraSilune And I shall watch them all occur with glee.

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

@EloraSilune I've always wondered in how many more ways that country can mess itself up. Voting for missile-robot-lady seems like a method.

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

@EloraSilune I stand by what I... said? Posed? Inferred? That last thing.

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

@EloraSilune o_o

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

A dentist appointment becomes awkward when you sneeze and end up biting half her forearm off. Whoops.

[Deaveak Tarmikos @XDemonBaronX]

I believe I am going to give up on the concept of "pants" today.