𝔞 𝔭𝔦𝔪𝔭 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔡 𝖉𝖚𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖋𝖕𝖎𝖕𝖘

[𝔞 𝔭𝔦𝔪𝔭 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔡 𝖉𝖚𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖋𝖕𝖎𝖕𝖘 @dukeofpips]

𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔞𝔡𝔡 𝔱𝔞𝔵👽

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gonna let somebody shame you for being alive longer?

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

GTA is finding millenials with adult money to blow

[Blessed😈🇦🇷 @Blessedonx1]

Generation so lost you have to be a 25 year old millionaire, 6ft, 180, dark skinned to date a lash tech

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

My brother once told me “hakuna kazi ngumu iko na pesa” and I agree more day by day.

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

You do shit outta love & people will think they finessed you

[27. @dimvji]

so this shyness thing doesn't go away with age huh

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

i knew i was built for more when niggas saw me a threat at my lowest

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Turning off WhatsApp notifications and only seeing messages when you open the app is a different level of isolation.

[LADE HERSELF @Thebiglade]

Men love deciding to never talk to you again and actually do it for real 😂

[yuxme @autumn1359]

you have a better chance at getting a gf by being openly misogynistic and homophobic than being shy

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[🕊 @boytrickz]

a nigga just wanna be financially free.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[99 Majik @99Majik]

If you don’t know how to stand out, forget about becoming rich

[Laura Matsue @lauramatsue]

The final stage of exiting the matrix is actually just enjoying the matrix for what it is

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

May you heal so hard you do your hobbies again.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Never post your achievements. Post jokes and dumb so they’ll think you have no future. People hate progress these days.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am at the age where i understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

[☘️ @whisperedloom]

…hearing a grown man being scolded like a child in front of other colleagues is one of the things i hate about corporate.