Dukes Johnson

mercurial brownie point collector

[Dukes Johnson @dukesjohnson]

@Jousting_Sticks This era is fertile ground for future 'remembering some guys'

[Dukes Johnson @dukesjohnson]

Justice for Robelinda2

[Daniel Cherny @DanielCherny]

An Australian sporting team has ended a long and painful drought to claim a landmark win over a tough foe on foreign soil.

That's right, the cricket team has beaten Bangladesh in a bilateral men's T20 series for the first time.

[Jonathan Horn @JonathanHorn23]

James Hird and Essendon - where the past is always present

https://t.co/aCbVPpXJMt

[Dukes Johnson @dukesjohnson]

@chris_willo Agreed

[Dukes Johnson @dukesjohnson]

@chris_willo He flat out stinks

[Jonathan Horn @JonathanHorn23]

“I’ve never been a plan B kind of guy "
A look at the wild swings and the eventual malaise of the Voss era Blues
https://t.co/GeVMwUYtHX

[One Percenters @onepercentas]

Whateley apparently spent more time writing this insufferable encomium than he did watching Carlton under Voss.

Parallels and precedents mean nothing. Voss's dignified behaviour means nothing. Being a head coach is a daily plebiscite, and he had way more of a go than most get.

[Dukes Johnson @dukesjohnson]

The article that pushed me into subscribing (cheaper than therapy). Keep up the great work @onepercentas

[Dukes Johnson @dukesjohnson]

Compulsory reading for Tiger/all footy fans

[One Percenters @onepercentas]

I wrote about Richmond's rebuild, supporter expectations, and how it feels to be unsure if the direction you're headed is the right one or not.

https://t.co/Axh4YwnOit

[One Percenters @onepercentas]

The impending changes to draft bidding have prompted me to write a piece that's been on my mind for months.

The father-son rule might be romantic. But it's incompatible with a fair competition. The AFL shouldn't tinker with it. It should abolish it.

https://t.co/fQyMBcSPIL

[Jonathan Horn @JonathanHorn23]

Andrew Dillon and his failure to communicate

https://t.co/iv2fanVE2x

[jeremy poxon @JeremyPoxon]

You can read NACC's investigation into the Robodebt Six here. I'll post some "highlights" in this thread https://t.co/jPNG37nuZe

[Dukes Johnson @dukesjohnson]

@chris_willo I feel like every Cometti anecdote this week was him offering the 'less is more' advice. Huddo AI-generated quips in overdrive

[Dylan Leach @leachitup]

IF…
Tim Lane didn’t leave channel 9 on the eve of the 2002 season

THEN…
Dennis Cometti might not have been the prime time superstar.

My piece for @zerohanger

[Tom Studans @maximumwelfare]

📣 Reportedly only 140,000 out of the 480,000 Robodebt class action members have registered to receive additional compensation in the proposed settlement.

If you're eligible, you have until 4pm tomorrow to register with Gordon Legal:

https://t.co/JbRha2bCKt

[Jonathan Horn @JonathanHorn23]

Dennis Cometti - master of his craft https://t.co/IBCFe3Vuey

[Jason Bennett @JasonBennettTV]

The great Dennis Cometti once said, "There is no footy god. Only a footy accountant."
Well, Dennis is as close to a footy commentary god as we've ever seen, and he will be sadly missed.
Thanks for the memories, Den, and my deepest condolences to all who loved you.

[Jonathan Horn @JonathanHorn23]

Clicks, broken silences and the race to the bottom of Lachie Neale's marriage

https://t.co/fme3FMo6mN

[One Percenters @onepercentas]

Unhappy Essendon seasons tend to each be unhappy in their own way.

Last year was wrecked by injuries and the captain trying to leave.

But destruction can be the beginning of creation.

My 2026 Essendon season preview: https://t.co/SvR2kzOQrn