𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖍 🥀

holistic vocal coach

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Everyone's timeline needs a cleanse and it doesn't get cleansier than Snoop Dogg dancing for a horse at the Olympics:

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry

[Yshee Black @ysheeblack]

Me changing the music to something I like at the party

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖍 🥀 @dukesterrr]

is this girl okay? she seems an absolute fucking misery #raceacrosstheworld

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

I’ve watched this 650 times https://t.co/IAxaWXJMH0

[clown @bugsquelcher]

there’s a mean bone in my body

[Anthony Dominic @alloveranthony]

Barbra Streisand’s comment on Melissa McCarthy’e post has me on the floor. 😂

[Shooter McGavin @indoor_wildling]

Or whatever Meredith Grey said

[♡ @astralbaes]

a girl and her sentimental necklace vs the world

[Sean McDonald @seanmcdonald01]

One of funniest things I’ve ever heard was a girl explaining the difference between Glasgow & London.

She’d moved to London, was dressing boldly, and no one batted an eyelid.

She wore a beret in Glasgow and within 2 mins someone leaned out a passing car and shouted “BONJOUR!”

[star•gyal @beequammie]

Writers for The Crown getting back into the writers room this morning

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

I hadn't even looked in the bloody window!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the door

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖍 🥀 @dukesterrr]

anyway now that's done I'll just look forward to Diane being a guest judge on the next series of drag race #thetraitors

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

Harrys girlfriend watching Mollie say she wont ever speak to Harry again if he was a Traitor #TheTraitors

[Dan Ellis @dgellis0907]

Cabin crew: “Welcome onboard this Ryanair flight from Manchester to Irela-“
Pilot:

[𝖉𝖊𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖍 🥀 @dukesterrr]

how can people still spell names wrong when they spent however long shooting the tiny crossbow at them not long before 🥲 jesus wept #TheTraitors