The Lotion Party DJ

Off the bench. Back in the game. 5’9 and full of rage

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

I don’t believe in a hoe phase. Primarily because it takes two to tango and women seem to be the only ones punished for agreeing to consensual sex.

You either fuckin or you ain’t. And if you are and doing it responsibly then what’s the problem

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

Duh

The game so cold that a woman will tell you that you are lucky she talks to you because so many men want her

In my house, the statement will be acknowledged and you will be welcomed to entertain them as you please

I just won’t be here when you get tired

[Toni Childs @Vitaminndeee]

Other women aren’t going to admit it and if you’re married you shouldn’t but as a woman, I love being desired by other men. Hearing it from your partner isn’t enough. And it doesn’t have to be online attention. Hearing how beautiful you are by a random man on a Tuesday afternoon makes you feel good.

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

If you work fast food the right way, you absolutely can have a solid living off fries and shakes

Front line can turn into team lead which turns into asst manager which turns into manager which could lead to general manager

Fuck around and be district manager or a franchisee

[TFU Podcast @tfupodcast_xx]

G. Thang talks about attending Hamburger University while working as a manager at McDonald’s. 🍔😂

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#GThang #McDonalds #HamburgerUniversity #Comedy #TFUPodcast

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

I pray for times like this

[Ryn @ryn_mp]

all I be wanting rn

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

Dawg a whiff would really set my day over the top

[Stefanø @rockstarjuulpod]

god i wish i was sniffing her butthole right now

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

When you’ve done the violent things that he has done, let us pray he stays linked with The Lord

[gifadamus @istomatoafruit]

When @SamoaJoe is not in the ring, he is busy spreading the gospel truth of our lord, Jesus Christ.

(Grace Family Church)

https://t.co/3KihKpKA2m

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

Real gangsters have ice cream and cake sometimes

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

@JayddWasHere But my mom said I was handsome

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

Saddle up, Queef Princess.

The horse has arrived

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

LET HER GO INSTA!!! Gotdamn

[Barry Wayne Jr. 🐻 @ThisAintBarry]

Instagram got yo bitch.

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

@Nick_Van_Excel9

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

Hey man gahdamn

[Nick Van Excel @Nick_Van_Excel9]

My ex girlfriend and I were going through a rough patch. I paid this man for couples counseling. She ended up leaving me for him! But then HE left her. Now she is back with me. So…I guess his counseling worked?

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

I’d snitch

Full details.

[NyAsia🦋 @NyAsiaxoxo1]

If i syd & fck you till u 🥜 then go home & post my ngga is u gon tell on meee?

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

I could understand going back to a regular job after some shit happened..easier to move on..but going back to a sports team after shit happened damn near be putting you on the path to get fucked somehow

[Chuck Knoxx @chuckknoxx]

So much for "no hard feelings" between OBJ and the Giants.

#NYGIANTS

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

@RCAReacts Hang tight

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

Man I hope this was some slapstick comedy because dawg I know them drawers raggedy as hell by now

Or your lady buys them for you

[Robert Adams @RCAReacts]

@britneyqueers_ I’m a guy…I don’t remember where I bought my underwear at…that was about 10 years ago.

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

I’d be so sad if I was getting jumped and I was bootied out at the same time

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

@JayddWasHere This was right after I ran out of McDonalds with 15 McDouble’s. How you get this pic

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

@KyBrownEyes11 @JayddWasHere I agree! Let’s send her some money! Whoever sends the most wins

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

A 10 year old pair of underwear probably looks like they got dropped in a shredder

[The Lotion Party DJ @Dukeweiser]

I’d be so mad. You had all year to get $20 to send me but you wanna pop pussy. Smh

[reelsofaya @reelsofaya]

It hurtttsss😭

https://t.co/uwviZyFJnI