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professional nose bleeder | chronically offline

[huy🩸 @dukeyboyy]

German couples booking a nice lil luxury spa and aqua therapy weekend.

Me pulling up to the 10m wellness pool in a Team USA cap running sprints like it’s the gd Olympic trials.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

You're the smartest sales rep I ever met... and you're too stupid to see they vibe coded a replacement CRM ten minutes ago

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@asliPradhanJi @NickAdamsinUSA Keep western hemisphere under our influence

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Claude monitor the situation for me pls

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@adamscochran Isn’t this like victim blaming?

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My brain is fully rotted, I read icarus as icarly

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Smelled legit, tasted ahh: 5.5

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Australian pho aight. Decent broth flavor, but noodles and some of the meat were meh: 6.9

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@408ly 🫡

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Iceland pho for record keeping: 3 flat

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Japanese pho not too bad, a notch above the instant stuff: 6.5

Iceland still ranks at the abs bottom

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Australian pho aight. Decent broth flavor, but noodles and some of the meat were meh: 6.9

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Japanese pho not too bad, a notch above the instant stuff: 6.5

Iceland still ranks at the abs bottom

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@408ly Real

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Can a bro not get dinner with another bro at a restaurant with nice ambience and not be assumed to be gay? Not that there’s anything wrong with it, just factually untrue.

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@10PMinSF So hooters?

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I strive to get into the headspace where wsj invokes weekly shonen jump

[🏳️‍⚧️COMMS OPEN Aeon Penenko🏳️‍⚧️ @AeonPeneko]

I know reactions to this issue of wsj was CRAZY

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Bruh I’m stuck in uber limbo since my driver doesn’t speak English and I put in wrong address

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@AbhinavXJ Fighter of the straight man?

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@10PMinSF Basically same thing lol, Shane Gillis was doing a show at SAP

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Wait do we have a general raising canes? Is that what I heard?

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Lemonade mouth is my generations breakfast club