Ruby Dawson

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. -Margaret Thatcher

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

Texting someone and falling asleep while waiting for the reply.

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

The number of possible combinations in a game of chess is more than the total number of atoms in the known universe.

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

It has been statistically proven that 70% of the people, who are already depressed, tend to listen to sad songs to �torture themselves�.

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

PSY - GANGNAM STYLE is now the most viewed video (806 million ) on youtube, previously it was Justin Bieber's Baby (804 million).

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

Jackie Chan, Cameron Diaz, Carrie Fisher and Sylvester Stallone all starred in porn films at one point.

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

The term "meme" is derived from the Greek word meaning "something imitated."

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

Penguins have been known to become depressed and ch away from their groups to die.

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

Due to the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther west than east.

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

The odds of a single woman having sex on any given night are 10 to 1.

[Platinum_Chef_ BJ™ @Platinum_Boss]

Bored...Can't sleep...😦😦So I made a Caramel White Chocolate Apple Cheesecake with a Nutter Butter… https://t.co/K1zh6S7woE

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

Cotton candy only costs about six cents per serving to make, including the cardboard cone.

[Platinum_Chef_ BJ™ @Platinum_Boss]

Late lunch... Philly Steak Cheeseburger,Fries & Root Beer Float...
#foodie #foodporn #foodsex… https://t.co/CMkRDy34Hn

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

People with stronger friendships have the greater ability to communicate strictly through facial expressions.

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

i speak my mind FUCK YOUR FEELINGS I WILL NEVER CHANGE...

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

The best way to get even with anyone is to put them in the rear view mirror on the way to something much better

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

#YourtextGotIgnoredBecause you always reply with 'K' 'Oh' 'Alright' 'Cool'

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

#AnnoyingThingsOnTwitter when people say I'm following the next 200. We all know they're not.

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

I'd rather people say what they feel than talk behind my back.

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

Even bad sex is good sex

[Ruby Dawson @dulawantandy]

Why do porns try to throw in some acting? Aint nobody got time for that.