aLvinnnn 🐿️

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: DoorDash reveals it “unintentionally” underpaid 200,000+ NYC Dashers since 2023, apologizing as it agrees to a $131.5 million settlement.

[kamo @kamogelx]

typa stuff I’m tryna do with a girl i love the most in the whole world

[yeah whatever @chasedbywasps]

"we're trying for a baby" what kind of stuff you trying

[Riċ @ricblurs]

get your spark back nigga

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: A potentially powerful nor’easter could hit the U.S. Northeast later this week with hurricane-force winds & heavy rain.

[FlexFusion @FlexFusion_]

Touching your partner's butt can actually help you live longer.

[🏴 @Wav597]

T’es fatigué tu dois encore bander et donner des coups de reins. Les femmes ne pensent qu’à elles c’est abusé.

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

Me after saying I’m just resting my eyes

[illpunchyobackin 🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

Lmaoo this all I want fr

[GTA 6 @GTA_VI_6_]

This is why GTA 6 doesn’t have first-person view. 😭

[C @shalliiswago]

finally debt free

[Bruno Aleixo @brunoaleixo]

👍

[aLvinnnn 🐿️ @dulcecoco__]

happy Monday

[T E E ! 🐻 @sonotsoul]

Ppl will make an imessage sticker out of yo ass if u not looking

[michael or the @Dotson03]

I’m gonna stop looking at my phone

[Mr. SRT @TysBurnerAcc]

You real asf

[neya 🌷 @lilybilysily]

"you handled it so well"

me at 3am:

[Eniola_OG💕 @ab_ennie]

I’m very down for any activity that’s going to make me forget I own a phone.

[B @capooo_11]

Les meufs n’ont pas la notion du danger un mec habillé comme ça c’est un découpeur

[Secret account @Secretacco8697]

just because i prefer to be kind doesn't mean i won't slap the fuck out of you.