niggas be like “nobody taught me how to be romantic” nobody taught you how to cheat and be a bitch ass nigga but you do that very well with no help needed 😭🤨🤨
My husband’s friend works in a Walmart distribution center. She says it can get very hot in there. But they finally have some decent AC. Why? Because the robots that are there now require cool air to function. Fuck the humans but cater to the machines. What a disgrace.
I dated this guy who kept saying he loved how “calm” I was. At first I thought it was a compliment. Until I realized what he meant. He didn’t love that I was calm, he loved that I wasn’t reacting to his nonsense.
This man would disappear for hours, come back like nothing happened, and if I asked questions he’d say “you’re starting drama.” If I expressed discomfort he’d hit me with “I thought you were different.” DIFFERENT?? Like I was supposed to be grateful he was disrespecting me softly.
One day he cancelled plans last minute because “something came up.” I said okay, no problem. I didn’t argue. I didn’t beg. I went out anyway. Dressed up, smelled nice, took myself on a solo date. When he later called and heard noise in the background, his voice changed.
“Where are you?”
I said, “Outside.”
He said, “Outside where?”
I said, “Somewhere you didn’t deserve an invite to.”
He got quiet. Then started acting emotional. Suddenly he missed me. Suddenly he wanted to see me. That’s when it clicked, men like that don’t want peace, they want control. They call it “calm” because “obedient” sounds bad.