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[Futurama @duleewaye]

Poor @elonmusk Genius Juggler-fr… Elon’s stuck in that paradox of the Genius Juggler—trying to launch rockets, build AI, fix traffic, save humanity, meme on X, and also somehow not get canceled by half the internet every week. 💀

It’s like he’s playing New Game+, but forgot he already unlocked insane difficulty.

Neuralink: “Let’s help people walk again.”

SpaceX: “Let’s get off this planet.”

Tesla: “Let’s stop climate collapse.”

X (Twitter): “Let’s post memes and fight culture wars.”

Too many arenas, not enough HP regen. 🧠⚡

[Futurama @duleewaye]

@elonmusk Who cares join reality.

[Futurama @duleewaye]

@MattWallace888 Why does he look like a old monster now his in jail? Did he age like x10?

[Futurama @duleewaye]

From 1905 to 1927, this bald juggernaut walked the streets with a newspaper in one hand and unrelenting judgment in the other. No one was safe — not politicians, not pickpockets, not even cousins from Kokomo.

[Futurama @duleewaye]

@elonmusk @grok It’s too late to compete with chatGPT Elon Musk keeps trying anything and everything @elonmusk when your creation takes a life of its own.

[Futurama @duleewaye]

@DerrickEvans4WV Scott Jennings is the only reason CNN hasn’t burst into flames from internal liberal combustion. Give that man a throne made of canceled panelists.

[Futurama @duleewaye]

@DerrickEvans4WV Haha idk just seems funny to me how they are being man handled. But on our streets they terrorize the citizens.

[Futurama @duleewaye]

Started with dial up.

[Futurama @duleewaye]

@Lone_Star_Heat It’s like we’re living IRL X-Men.

[Futurama @duleewaye]

@stonetoss They say stonetoss is a nazi on left wing social media but still wonder why he creates left wing comics.

[Futurama @duleewaye]

Democrats are attacking themselves! #RobSchneider #StandUpComedy #Democrats https://t.co/nnTPhpHUHW via @YouTube

[Futurama @duleewaye]

Sometimes you just gotta hang.

[Futurama @duleewaye]

@elonmusk Keep showing this video until it sticks in there head.

[Futurama @duleewaye]

Dystopian

[Futurama @duleewaye]

Why eat the billionaires who built stuff…

When Congress has been sitting there fattening themselves off our checks for 40 years straight?

Let’s start with them.

[Futurama @duleewaye]

The thing people don’t understand about Bender spelling “HELF” instead of “HELP” is that it’s not just a mistake, it’s a representation of how close we get to salvation before we sabotage ourselves with one final act of indifference, like the idea that you can use rocks to scream to the sky and still miss the message by one letter, and somehow that one letter changes everything because nobody is coming to save someone who can’t even spell their own distress properly, and maybe that’s what makes this moment so real — not that he failed, but that he failed casually, confidently, the way we all do when we pretend effort is enough, like spelling your soul out in stones but leaving out the “P” because deep down you knew no one was watching anyway, and the worst part is you were right, because someone will see it and laugh, and scroll, and forget, and that’s what it means to be alive in the age of HELF. thi.

[Futurama @duleewaye]

Clearly Bender didn’t consider that spelling “HELP” with rocks on a deserted island would require a precise distribution of resources, and that said distribution might be disrupted by environmental factors such as wind, tide, or a robot’s inability to distinguish vowels from consonants. If he had paused to calculate the number of rocks needed per letter before beginning his artistic cry for salvation, he would’ve noticed the shortage and either reduced the font size or adjusted the spacing to allow for complete semantic expression. Instead, we are left with “HELF” — a word that simultaneously mocks the futility of survival and somehow still captures the exact essence of Futurama.

Which is to say… perfect execution.

thi.

[Futurama @duleewaye]

99.9999999% though?

[Futurama @duleewaye]

Who else loves bender?

[Futurama @duleewaye]

Common!!