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they/them, spam twt

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@NeversleepsI @itsSamCollins Hate that he was within my beloved HV.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn't get on.
So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.

[BigSethTM @BigSethTM]

@bustitopen420 My biggest gripe with dating apps is that I have to classify myself as Liberal when I’m much further left than that. 😔

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@takenusername80 This is so fucking insane

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@KinoKumaaa FACTS. MLP slapped so hard but the brony fandom rly fucked my child brain up. Like so bad.

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@moongleamdream I'm old. What the FUCK is a "typing quirk"? Like, for Example, I sometimes Do This to Emphasize things. Is that this "typing quirk"? What the fuck is happening online these days???

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@wakawakaongong I would have found this amusing if it wasn't behind a pay wall.

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@babyswift666 I get it. I got shoes I picked out in October because I needed them and then suddenly they were my present. And then 3 shirts, lmao. Though, I am absolutely lowkey sad in a bratty way.

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@fkadaenerys Idk but Im just here to say SOLASSSSSSS MY LOVE MY EGG MY KING I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE YOU ON THIS HELLSCAPE OF AN APP!!

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@seerutkchawla That was so adorable... I am so sorry to this man. I know he won't see it but goddamn I'm so sorry about your wire homie that wire was a real one. More than your wife, it seems.

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@PaulTassi @realswtheory OH MY GOD I KNOW THAT AREA CODE EW EW EW EW EW EW

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@NoahVerrier Beautiful.

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@notcapnamerica I love Hadley. She's such a good hospice nurse.

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@yeahitspepple Think I'm hitting the same vape rn is that sour apple icy

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@DamienHaas I tried buying world War z on Amazon and was shipped a religious book instead :')

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@DijahSB Homie looks like he's wearing his dad's face as a mask after taking it himself as a trophy ngl

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@Mikanomics @transit_simp HEY. FUCK OUTTA HERE. WE'RE NOT ALL REDNECKS. I read through your replies and your trump sign point IS very valid- our hicks are very loud. BUT there is a LARGE POPULATION of us that aren't on the Trump Train, I promise😭

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@depthsofwiki WILD

[cave cryptid @dullomlette]

@DamienHaas <3