Simon M-Dumas

pathfinder of the crypto world...

[Wealthsimple @Wealthsimple]

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How to earn entries:

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5,000 × $5 deposits

[Simon M-Dumas @dumas_simon]

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[Pepe Unchained @pepe_unchained]

Pump Pad is now live.

https://t.co/trhEjLSL9j

Learn more about how to pump below🧵

[Pepe Unchained @pepe_unchained]

Ready?

[Simon M-Dumas @dumas_simon]

@MINDofPepe When tg chat open ?

[Pepe Unchained @pepe_unchained]

In anticipation of the pump pad launch, we've added liquidity to the L2 USDT/PEPU trading pair.

We'll continue to monitor liquidity levels and add where it's necessary. 🐸

[JACKASSOGCOIN @JACKASSOGCOIN]

🚨 JNN UNBREAKING NEWS 🚨

FED keeps interest rates stable! 🏦🔒

JACKASS: "Crypto bros see this as a green light for a bull run—meanwhile, Jerome Powell is just sitting there like, ‘I literally did nothing.’" ☕📈

SHIT TAKKE: "Last time something was called ‘stable,’ my portfolio crashed harder than a new trader on 100x leverage." 🚀📉

MISS TAKKE: "Stable rates? Great. Now if only my parents saw me as a stable life choice instead of, you know… a MISTAKE." 🤡💔

Stay tuned—because if crypto pumps, we’re geniuses. If it dumps… this message will self-destruct. 🎤💥

[JACKASSOGCOIN @JACKASSOGCOIN]

✨✨✨📡 JNN LIVE 📡✨✨✨

💥Breaking news💥—Elon Musk has unveiled a groundbreaking new invention: the Slow-Motion Rocket Launch! 🚀

Sources say SpaceX engineers have discovered a new "Quantum Deceleration" technique, literally bending time ⏳ to make the rocket 🚀 look more epic on film! 🎥🔥😎

MISS TAKKE, always impressed, commented: "Wow, Elon! This rocket’s moving slower than Boe Jiden 🚶‍♂️ after a long nap on his way to the podium! Talk about making an entrance!" 🚀

Insiders reveal Musk wanted the rocket to have "cinematic appeal"—because why rush to Mars 🪐 when you can take a scenic route 🌌 in style? 🕶️🔥

Stay tuned—because at this speed, we might need a TARDIS to catch up with the show! 🛸🍿

-- MISS TAKKE, JACKASS NEWS NETWORK (JNN), Reporting LIVE from the launchpad, where even rockets take their time to make a statement! 💥

#JACKASS

[Pepe Unchained @pepe_unchained]

Looking into the VERY near future. 😉🐸

[Simon M-Dumas @dumas_simon]

I BOUGHT SOME !! DID YOU ?

[Simon M-Dumas @dumas_simon]

Guys I just LOVE trading on $pepu blockchain!!! GO GET SOME PEPU and trade here: https://t.co/FVHIvfnxsi

[Simon M-Dumas @dumas_simon]

@SafemoonRider @PEPUCommunity Yes it is

[Simon M-Dumas @dumas_simon]

@PEPUCommunity That is crazy !!

[Pepe Unchained @pepe_unchained]

Market Cap has been adjusted on @CoinMarketCap🐸

Check it out here: https://t.co/XKNyUJPrbY

Stay tuned for dev updates on Pump Pad release. Coming sooner than you think 😉

[JACKASSOGCOIN @JACKASSOGCOIN]

📡 JNN EXCLUSIVE! 📡

Breaking news—John Cena has followed MISS TAKKE, and things are about to get complicated! 👀💖

During JACKASS’s recent trip to Japan, while enjoying sushi 🍣 and casually discussing the latest trends, JACKASS noticed something unexpected—John Cena was following MISS TAKKE! 😱💥

MISS TAKKE, keeping her composure, responded:
"Arigato for the follow, John! I see you’re into good taste... but can you handle the Takke heat? 🔥💖" 🎤😉
SHIT-TAKKE, deeply in love but trapped by an unfortunate last name, couldn’t hold back:
"John Cena following my MISS TAKKE? Well, good luck, John. I’ve been trying to get her attention for YEARS—if only we didn’t share the same last name. It’s like wrestling in quicksand—impossible!" 🍣🤨

Could this be the start of a YUGE headline? Or will Cena tap out to SHIT-TAKKE’s heartfelt but hopeless advances? 🤔
Stay tuned—because when these two are involved, it’s never just about the drama... it’s about winning the ultimate prize! 🇯🇵🔥

Reporting live from JACKASS NEWS NETWORK, where the news is hot, the drama is hotter, and we always bring the popcorn (and maybe a fire extinguisher)! 🍿🔥

#MissTakke #JNN #BreakingNews 💥

[Pepe Unchained @pepe_unchained]

It's closer than you think.

[PropiChain @pchainofficial]

Tokenization: Transforming real estate. 🔄

🤍 https://t.co/oXvPugKSKk

#RealEstateCrypto #Tokenization #PropiChainNetwork #InvestInCrypto

[Pepe Unchained @pepe_unchained]

Pepe's Gigabrain and Pepe's Pump Pad. It can only mean one thing. 🔥