dumbledoor🧙🏾‍♂️

just a girl who loves girls, movies and music😝🤭👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾

[Ben @bentolate]

Those who know, know

[⭑.ᐟ @flvmeprincesss]

it’s all coming full circle for girls who made their dolls scissor at an early age

[dumbledoor🧙🏾‍♂️ @dumb13d00r]

yesterday i saw jellyfishes in the sky and a fish🤭☺️😌

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I know yall feel these iPhones overheating.

[dumbledoor🧙🏾‍♂️ @dumb13d00r]

@Spotify @Labrinth 🕺🏾🎆💃🏾

[ells @ellsclare]

sorry but can I share how I received a Vinted parcel today (toy for my son)

[dumbledoor🧙🏾‍♂️ @dumb13d00r]

okay guyssss dw im home now, i had to wrap that shit UPPP.

make sure you watch a lot of horror movies called and doomsday movies guys so you’re prepared for ANYTHING, and be nice cos if i wasn’t i probably would’ve been cursed by a possible witch.

[dumbledoor🧙🏾‍♂️ @dumb13d00r]

last night i watched some horror movie called drag me to hell where a gypsy cursed some woman at the bank and its the next day and im currently sitting next to what i think is a gypsy who is literally talking to herself saying “kys” and say she doesn’t have a soul and she’s evil?

[dumbledoor🧙🏾‍♂️ @dumb13d00r]

she’s now proceeding to say “come on, come on i’ll kill you” to the air. i am genuinely scared🙂 well maybe she won’t curse me as i asked how she was politely with a smile and was nice.

[dumbledoor🧙🏾‍♂️ @dumb13d00r]

me until the end of last year i got FUCKING HOOKEDDDDDDDDD! QUEEN DAENERYS I LOVE YOU BABY, AND FUCK JON SNOW BITCH ASS!!! MF BITCH BIRD LOOKING ASS HOE I HOPE YOU DIE BITCH!!!!!!!!! YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MF BACK IM WATCHING YOU

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i belong to the 1% of the population that has never seen a single episode of game of thrones.

[dumbledoor🧙🏾‍♂️ @dumb13d00r]

i can finally sleep under my duvet TONIGHTTTTT🤭🤭🤭

[dumbledoor🧙🏾‍♂️ @dumb13d00r]

my friend gave me a spliff and we smoked outside but in my head that doesn’t count as my bedtime spliff because it wasn’t my weed, and now that i’m home and in bed, i gotta smoke my bedtime spliff in bed??? (i read this 100 times i think im too high. nvm guys just scroll up ty😚)

[casey @ceebeesy]

i'm going to kill myself i can't do this shit again

[Luke @BarbaraYetaxa]

Is anyone else having a problem where the outside air has cooled down but their home is still retaining the heat? My living room feels about 5° warmer than the actual temperature

[dumbledoor🧙🏾‍♂️ @dumb13d00r]

as a at home smoker i hate smoking outside🙄 why is the wind smoking half my spliff, now my spliff is done in 10 mins when at home it takes me AT LEAST 45 mins when i’m watching a movie😒

[dumbledoor🧙🏾‍♂️ @dumb13d00r]

34°c today and then a thunderstorm tmr??? am i in a jungle???? ykw im gonna imagine im living in the amazon rainforest🤭

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[Pippa Sharman @PipSharmy]

Bedroom is 30 degrees. Had a cold shower, sat in front of a fan. Already hot again. Honestly if you like this heat you’re a straight up psychopath.

[miya @miyarah_]

vivir en casa de tus padres es gratis pero lo pagas con tu salud mental

[dumbledoor🧙🏾‍♂️ @dumb13d00r]

this uk heat + weed = DEATH (i’m literally dying rn, im so high i could fly)