Vishvesh Samant

27.
Gangster

[Vishvesh Samant @dumb_aaloo]

Saying oh I love this song to every song on a playlist you've made for yourself

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I don't get it I never do I never will

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Understandable have a nice day

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Okay bro no need to do this really @duolingo

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Sometimes I watch actual and entire movies in my lucid dreams

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People with good running form 🤌🏻

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"Communication is the key", the world's worst listener.

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Maybe one day I won't have to lie about who I am

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Patakhe jalake WWE wrestlers jaisa entry leneka sapna sapna hi reh gaya

[Vishvesh Samant @dumb_aaloo]

Getting good thoughtful gifts for your relatives in diwali and getting the most useless gifts in return

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Y'all are really getting on my nerves like so annoying

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Complimenting every dude posting a kurta pic today boys need to be complimented

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Dewy make up Kiya mummy ne kaha chehra oily lag raha hai

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I have so many memories I don't even remember half of them

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I want to go back to feeling like myself damn

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Bro it's 2024 why are you still wearing Apna Time Aayega shirt?

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I had a dream that I started an Instagram meme page for passive income????

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Gym baddie paane ke liye kaunsa vrat karna hoga?

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Saare ke saare brain cells ek email likhne me kharch kar diye pata nahi aur teen ghante kaise kaam karunga

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Generational wealth chahiye thi generational hair fall mila