daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

If I had a penny for everytime this bitch called someone her best friend Id be a millionaire

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

That nic really be gettin you when you finally stand up after shmackin for 20 minutes in your bed

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

If her idea of a messy bun is a fan bun.. SHE A HOE

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

Watching Big Mouth season 2 and I totally forgot this bitch actually FUCKED a pillow and got her pregnant

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

Why do I ask for people’s opinions when I KNOW i’m going to do whatever I want

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

The most unattractive thing is when someone is on their phone when they’re hanging out with you

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

It’s October 1st.. the grunge is OUT

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

Nothin I hate more than a “my boyfriend won’t let me wear that” ass bitch

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

Idc what anyone says.. your fake freckles are not cute. Remove them now sis

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

Practice what you preach.

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

Autocorrect changes “hahahhaha” to “HAHAH hahah” but it doesn’t change “pkay” to “okay”?!?!??? AMERICA EXPLAIN

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

Tell me why all my drafts got deleted

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

There’s only two genders: buddy and girl

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

Iced coffee and nicotine has got me FUCKED up

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

Wow i’m so stressed.. lemme push off doing my homework until 10:00 tonight making myself even more stressed

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

This week has been shit

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

Ill stop listening to American Boy on repeat when gas prices get down to $1.47

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

What baby wants, baby gets

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

Be THAT bitch he goes to bed thinking about every night

[daddy’s credit card💘💓💗💕 @dumb_blonde]

Love means not being selfish when it comes to your s/o well being.. you have to be sure of your love to be able to get through the little things that dont matter