Dumb Eli

I like to throw to the opposite team, and I'm pretty damn good at it! *Parody Account*.

[Dumb Eli @dumb_eli]

whose the Vikings starting QB? he's worse then me!

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But in all seriousness, if Tom thinks he's going to be the leagues best interception passer, he's got another comin

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Hey Tom Brady, welcome to my world!

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hey squid ward

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Nick Foles looked a lot like me on that final drive

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who woulda thought there would actually be a winning team in the nfc least

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Niners fans are like...

[Dumb Eli @dumb_eli]

not sure what's worse... insomnia or being known as the worst quarterback to have 2 superbowls.

[Dumb Eli @dumb_eli]

I'm not allowed to even pass the turkey on thanksgiving

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8 days till I throw another pick

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When Ray Rice walks into your elevator

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truth

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already looking ahead to give the Falcons D a couple touchdowns next week

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but coach you promised if we beat the Redskins

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tony and I are bros