Can you imagine having a really hot wife and a 3 yr old baby together and you all go out to dinner together on sunday night and afterwards you get ice cream, tuck your baby into bed and realize how good your life is?
Yeah me neither. Chicken tenders
Staring at the gym couple hugging and kissing after each set knowing damn well i'm about to go home to eat straight ground beef with absolutely no seasoning
the most tiring thing about adulting to me is how CONSTANT it is.
there is ALWAYS some shit to sort out. you're chilling' means you're probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list