lauren

my twitter is the best way to get to know the real me

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

@FerSarlat This was before he started stunt racing 😭

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

It must feel so embarrassing being an uber driver and getting honked at on the job

[The Don of Vaughan @DonofVaughan]

I need to see an Albertan and Quebecois separatist fall in love

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

Do you think young miko carries a backpack with her just in case

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

Wait you’re telling me that Reba and Kathy griffin aren’t the same person

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

@givejiminwig Freaky

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

“You gave him a genuine ultimatum?” “Yeah me or boiled eggs. He chose the eggs. I told him that night that we’d be better off as friends”

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

@givejiminwig ?

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

“Antidisestablishmenterrorism”

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

An espresso martini is the modern four loco

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

@ChrisWa14995003 @SceneinCinema Do you know where I could get this? I’d love to see the deleted scenes in their correct placements in the movie

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

@givejiminwig Holy shit

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

@CSandbatch Damn even the misogyny truthers are leaving John polidori out 😭😭

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

@a__comedian LMFAOO

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

@jimin_lil_devil Now who tf put this in his dads cafe 😭

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

@a__comedian Absolutely not thank god

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

Canadian junk food is castrated

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

Every time you have a seizure I get my period

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

Zara Larsson in the year 2057

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this is truly the nastiest read EVER given LMFAOOO😭😭�

[lauren @dumb_idiottt]

@TheCinesthetic The one where Robert pattinson randomly ends up in the twin towers on the morning of 9/11