Piyush Agarwal

IIM Mumbai. Struggling stand-up comedian. Struggling mostly.

[Piyush Agarwal @dumbagarwal]

Education of Internal workings of drones should be made compulsory by @EduMinOfIndia to be included in the curriculum. The teachers would be called DRONACHARYA.

#india #drones #education #pun

[Piyush Agarwal @dumbagarwal]

@HindutvaNaari Salvation lied Within forgiveness

[Piyush Agarwal @dumbagarwal]

@HindutvaNaari aGar UsKe mAA-BaaP ne Shi smy pe maraa hot to aaj ye din nhin dekhn padhta

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Give your mind a break. From people. From phones. From the constant hustle of life. Spend some alone time just with yourself. Do nothing. Be bored. Stare at a crack in the wall. Look out the window. Watch how shadows move. Listen to a piece of music that's 300 years old. Read Hegel. Read Aristotle. Read Dostoevsky. The minds that are still relevant today. Slow down enough to experience things deeply again. Don't consume something just because it's trending. Be loyal to your own curiosities. Your own interests. Your own idiosyncrasies. If you want to live a life that feels alive, protect the parts of yourself this world keeps trying to distract you from.

[Striver | Building takeUforward @striver_79]

Flat hunting is a nightmare in BLR.

> Started flat hunting (2BHK)
> Needed a gated society for security reasons
> Closer to HSR, that avoids choke points
> 2BHK range was 60-90K, for matchbox bed rooms.
> Few of them were 10-15 years old, yet the cost
> 5-10 months of deposit were asked
> Being a bachelor is an issue with most owners
> You finalise one, and it's gone the next hour to some other agency
> Brokers charge 1 month's rent, and won't even come to show you the flat, they will send you alone to the flat in most cases, with approvals
> If the flat is available from 20th let's say, most owners want you to occupy it from 21st, irrespective of 21st being few days away, and don't understand that you usually start on 1st of the month anywhere.
> Once your number is out, you will be bombarded with below average flats, which doesn't even meets your requirements, just because they got your number from somewhere.

Finalised one, rent ~80, ~5 months of deposit. The owner was not okay with Bachelor, the agency had to show my profile, and then convince them. So to move in on 1st, I need to have ~5L gone from the account (although I get the deposit back), but still, how will someone manage that who's new and has just started.

Anyways, you would be deducting a month's rent when the tenant leaves, I don't see a reason on why being a bachelor is an issue (unless the surroundings don't allow it) that too in such premium societies.

Overall a pathetic experience overall, done ranting, thank you.

[Piyush Agarwal @dumbagarwal]

@abidsensibull Rather we shud target chinese companies

[Piyush Agarwal @dumbagarwal]

Wowww… what was that; Proud of govt and had a mini heart attack. I hope this will save me from war or thunderstorm one day;
#alert #emergencyalert #extremelyseveryalerts

[Piyush Agarwal @dumbagarwal]

@KobeissiLetter I pray HE has taken calls on time, cant tolerate another slum

[Piyush Agarwal @dumbagarwal]

@DMichaelTripi @hayasaka_aryan Can u read for a change? Its telling the procedure, not stating there is any intent. Another ragebait by failed wannabees

[Piyush Agarwal @dumbagarwal]

@suru27 Is 13% losses, okish, bad or Very bad considering the War situation & AI incoming, and no cloud of silver lining

[Mikku 🐼 @effucktivehumor]

FYI this was just two years after LeT carried out the biggest txrrxrist attack 26/11, in Mumbai and Ajmal Kasab was still alive.

This is the man who wants to become Prime Minister of India.

[Hindustan Times @htTweets]

FLASH: Rahul Gandhi spoke to US envoy about Hindu terror group, said Hindu terror is bigger threat in India than LeT - WikiLeaks #ht

[Piyush Agarwal @dumbagarwal]

@abidsensibull When they could have easily given it all in FnO

[Piyush Agarwal @dumbagarwal]

@dudexverse Dont forget, highest tax collected , highest rto,

[Piyush Agarwal @dumbagarwal]

@KobeissiLetter And??

[Abid Hassan 🇮🇳 @abidsensibull]

Not gonna lie
Iranian highways after a few missiles exploded there still seem to have fewer holes than Bannerghatta Road

[Piyush Agarwal @dumbagarwal]

@claudeai Claude stands for C-Suite Laude

[Piyush Agarwal @dumbagarwal]

@lilmill2000 @Tesla @aelluswamy

[Jasveer Singh @jasveer10]

Marriage in India: the bride and groom are just actors, and the parents are the directors.

Indian marriages don’t collapse in one day. They collapse under pressure. And most of that pressure doesn’t come from the couple, it comes from parents.

Before marriage, parents decide what you study, where you go, who you meet, how you live. You grow up being managed.

Fine. You are a child then.

But when you are 28, 30, educated, earning, capable, and about to marry, why are you still being managed?

First they decide when you should marry. Then they decide who you should marry. Caste. Age. Salary. Background.

Your readiness is irrelevant. Their timeline is the only thing that matters.

Then comes the wedding. In India, The bride and groom are just actors, parents are the directors.

Marriage is not about two adults choosing each other it is a family production - venue, budget, guest list, clothes, rituals, every small detail involamant.

Okay. Marriage done.

Now the real problem begins - For Indian parents, privacy as a concept does not exist!

You don’t move out, you move into the same house. Two adults who just committed to each other are expected to behave like teenagers under supervision.

If a son shows affection to his wife, parents insecurity starts - Wife ne control kar liya, Beta haath se nikal gaya etc.. Now emotional drama begins - I raised you, I sacrificed for you! Love becomes competition.

This is where cracks start - A new couple needs space, they need time to build their own rhythm, their own habits, their own intimacy. Instead, they are negotiating ego, control and emotional blackmail.

And the story still doesn’t end-

Now comes the child pressure ‘Good news kab de rahe ho?’

As if reproduction is a public announcement. As if a baby is a trophy for grandparents. As if your body, your marriage, your intimacy is community property.

Some even say, “Dadi marne se pehle pota dekhna chahti hai.”

Think about the logic - you want two adults to bring a human into this world to fulfill someone else emotional closure.

That is not love, that is entitlement- The root problem is simple Indian parents struggle to let go of control. They don’t see their children as independent adults, they see them as extensions of themselves.

And when control continues after marriage, marriage becomes a battlefield. Involvement in everything - No privacy, suspicion of affection, pressure for children etc…

Then we act surprised when marriages fail - Two people are trying to build a life. But ten people are sitting in the driver’s seat.

Until we normalize boundaries, independence and privacy, the system will keep producing conflict.

Not because people are evil. But because control has been normalized for generations!

[Piyush Agarwal @dumbagarwal]

@AimInvestments Why are you spreading false info? U shud be banned

[Abid Hassan 🇮🇳 @abidsensibull]

Realising that AI will disrupt your stock market startup is wisdom. But realising that AI will take away everyone’s jobs and money and no one will have nothing to invest anyway is maturity

Good morning