Dirty Harry

RT me bitches. How’s my ass look today?

[Dirty Harry @dumbassesalike]

@MarjorieCook48 @Basseater40 @wcax I’ve seen some wild driving especially lately. I was almost hit in my driver side door when I was 8 mo pregnant with my son last year by a distracted driver. While it may not be the most /prevalent/ problem driver safety is still a very important problem.

[Dirty Harry @dumbassesalike]

@Basseater40 @wcax I think driving the wrong way on the interstate is kind of a big deal when it does happen…it happens on city and town roads more often than it’s caught.

[Dirty Harry @dumbassesalike]

@JoeyMannarinoUS Pretty sure he’s the one using the power tool so, she probably didn’t have to explain much.

[Dirty Harry @dumbassesalike]

@dunkindonuts why can I not order milk/milk substitutes or cream for my hot chocolate?? I can add whip but not milk? Wild stuff

[Dirty Harry @dumbassesalike]

I’m sorry but wouldn’t Seattle Grace been able to save money if they got rid of the MASSAGE THERAPISTS for the dermatology staff?! The frivolousness.

[Dirty Harry @dumbassesalike]

Whoever designed this guys character needs a raise. Looks like senator palpatine had a love child with the crimson chin 😂 #JediSurvivor

[Dirty Harry @dumbassesalike]

Pregnancy rage is fucking REAL

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

“oh so you want -your- tax dollars to pay for free school lunches?” literally yes. please take whatever is necessary to keep kids from going hungry. how the fuck is this controversial.

[Dirty Harry @dumbassesalike]

This is my favorite performance piece ever and it makes me cry every single time. I always think about this when I get sad or depressed.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Yoann Bourgeois, a French dancer and choreographer, performed his famous ‘staircase’ routine before a rapt audience in London.

The acrobatic performance—involving a trampoline throughout—is simultaneously thrilling, yet oddly soothing?

[Dirty Harry @dumbassesalike]

@omzbak I have $0.96 rn ): I will definitely save this reply for when I have some money! Thank you

[Dirty Harry @dumbassesalike]

@AskPlayStation I’m 99% sure I purchased stardew valley on my PS4 (which I no longer have) and now on my PS5 I’m supposed to buy it again?? Why? Also, what are the EST hours for customer service phone support??

[Everything Dice 🎲✨ @EVERYTHINGDICE]

Extra cute and not-sweet, inedible details for our Watermelon dice dropping tomorrow! 🍉✨ #dnd #ttrpg #dice

[Dirty Harry @dumbassesalike]

@squattypotty Hey @squattypotty it’s been 7 years and junior wants to know where his daddy went. Where’s the ring??? 🥲

[Beck🌈🖤 @Becky_Franzz]

Happy “the Internet takes all my money” day

[steviebaby 🫡 @MisterBoner69]

@elonmusk

[Dirty Harry @dumbassesalike]

Haha

[Dirty Harry @dumbassesalike]

@elonmusk Are you trying to say we all will have to pay to be verified and no one can exist here without a magic blue check? Because quite frankly I trash you all day everyday and it’s never costed me a penny.

[Dirty Harry @dumbassesalike]

@Jayecane You’re hilarious

[Dirty Harry @dumbassesalike]

@Jayecane Is it actually money this time jaye?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan