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🇱🇰🇲🇾 | everything happens for a reason

[z 🍯 @dumbasszee]

alhumdulilah always

[miia @miiagarro]

i'm gonna start telling men there's protein in emotional intelligence

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

when someone asks me for directions in my own city.

[z 🍯 @dumbasszee]

the dreams i have literally consist of my gym getting the booty builder machines i wanna to try

[z 🍯 @dumbasszee]

“i dont mind paying” headass ur literally making an order with us wdym

[𝔍𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔞𝔫 @AvgTofuEnjoyer]

we got new flavored thc vapes at my work and they’re shaped like lip gloss 🥲💅🏻

[postydiary @postydiary]

You cannot teach consideration

[z 🍯 @dumbasszee]

body comp todayy 🥹

[مروان @goawayblud]

These apps are the equivalent of the clearance section in supermarkets

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

things i’d rather be called instead of a “wifey material”
-gold digger
-misandrist
-cat lady
-lesbian
-evil witch
-self centered

[kitten @Misskittennnn]

Women with big boobs are always right

[aria @ariaxskkye]

“two likes isn’t a lot” imagine two boobs in ur face

[pinkie v @sourberryvi]

“are you sexually active” pal the only thing that eats me out is guilt

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im just someone’s weird sister

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Palestine didn’t “fail to qualify” for the World Cup.

Israel literally killed everyone on the team.

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

"who are you cheering for"
me anytime a colonized nation score against a colonizer country

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

my hoe phase is literally liking bicep reels on instagram

[uu @um33m3]

i let so much shit slide you’d think i was a laxative

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I’ve never looked at someone being kind and thought “you’re weak, let me take advantage of you.” Like wtf is that fr