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hello!! | she/they🫶 | 20 | im actually terrified of interacting w ppl so pls forgive me 😭😭 from the river to the sea 🌊

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

and it led to possibly the greatest comedic performance in a children’s movie

[Elizabeth @beefington420]

Little kid logic is never what I expect it to be. My son pinched his finger in the door hinge while I was shutting the door, and I expected him to blame me, but instead he goes,“we should have no doors, only holes,” while still crying

[Blitzy #FreePalestine | Professional Glazer @BlitzyDX]

My ass in front of the crowd of excited teenagers when the speakers say "Gojo has won" and then the screen goes black

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

fwiw, your shirt was designed by a leftist feminist and former member of the italian communist party

[isabel @shutupisabel]

pilot paused and very carefully said we would be landing at 11 minutes past 9

[straw hat fuly @fulyanime]

So simple but I really love it. I've always associated brook's backstory with depression like loneliness, being trapped in the dark, not being able to go out to the light, trying to hold on just for your loved ones... and this symbolized his healing. It just feels so hopeful

[Pukicho @pukicho]

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

tinky winky and the teletubbies dance with the crowd to britney spears toxic at canva’s pride party during cannes lions

[chuck ☀️🐦 @charlubby]

on saturday i was waiting for a bus home at midnight. person on a scooter rolled up and folded it to join the queue...and they had a tiny dog wearing a helmet strapped to them. two other strangers and i were absolutely losing it

[.𝒅𝒆𝒔 @wyadesire]

just found out my neighbors gorgeous and well trained dog is actually a retired K9 - so he's not coming to say hello every time he sees me and sits down in front of me
he's signaling that i smell like weed.

[the resident hot-istic @nyxeIodeonXD]

someone realizing you may be nonbinary in real time is very funny I was at pilates yesterday and the teacher (love her) said "now sit up tall like a queen. or! a king.. or some other kind of royal" the class was just me and her btw

[Naomi 🐱 @legoanimegirl]

"Teacher, teacher! You forgot to give us homework!"

[liz @JNKPH0RIA]

watching in real time that first pic go triple platinum when it dropped was insanedhdhd

[tal♀ ✡︎ @cocosharkfem]

I know this is literally a scene from family guy but women’s healthcare is so barbaric

[saylen brunson 🇲🇽 @dubukiro]

he can stay though

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘16 Wishes’ turns 16.

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

SHE… IS… A… TOYYYY!!!