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in the words of the legendary All-American Rejects: move along

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The ADHD Watermelon Theory perfectly explains executive dysfunction. Neurotypicals see a delicious fruit and think, "I want a snack."
My ADHD brain sees a 15-pound administrative obstacle course involving heavy lifting, knife safety, kitchen logistics, sticky counter mitigation, and Tupperware geometric planning. So instead, I will starve.

[🗡 @dumbbitchreebs]

To be 29 and still struggling

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

so many Anne Franks, no diaries.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[Saad خان 🚩 @Saad0khann1]

The real question is: Why has it become so easy to kidnap, rape, and murder a girl in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan?

[🗡 @dumbbitchreebs]

@reembeem97 Zamzama mall!!!!

[sarah @dollisstic]

im never stressed about anything unless im late to the cinema like its so serious to me

[fishious @fishquichee]

My five year plan is to see how it goes

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

adhd is so funny because structure feels like a PRISON but if i have no structure i descend into executive dysfunction and just do nothing for days

[jihane @jihanebousfiha_]

we are in a tv show companion podcast epidemic

[Libriscent @libriscent]

it doesn’t have to get done, it just has to be perfect.
- the ADHD proverb

[Bear @Beargirl_1]

If Persephone can be the Goddess of flowers and the Queen of Hell ,then you my dear can be full of whimsy and rage.

[TSHIAMO @tshianki]

My problem is I see motherhood as the end of the world and nothing I’ve seen or read about it is convincing me otherwise.

[ྐ❤︎ @traumadumpling]

ever since i was a kid, i’ve always known that i wanted to go to the movies

[Iran in Ghana @IRAN_GHANA]

Read slowly.

"We don't need the Strait." "Go open it yourselves." "Fine, we'll open it." "Actually, we're blockading it." "OK not blockading everyone."

Five positions. Six weeks. Two of them today. And our armed forces just sat there, sipping tea, watching America negotiate with America over a strait Iran already blockades.
Empires used to fall in centuries. This one can't hold a policy for an afternoon.