lying wench

[lying wench @dumbblondebtch]

showing my sister this and she says “why is everyone clocking everything”

[Dorinda’s Dirty Martini @prostitoiletry]

Shereé Whitfield wearing the infamous Alison DiLaurentis yellow top on RHOA S01E07 💛

[lying wench @dumbblondebtch]

marketing is back

[lying wench @dumbblondebtch]

graded abt 8000 papers today and reading things like "Reagan being elected after Carter was like Trump being elected after tiktok gave everyone gender confusion" or "Bush saved the U.S." (misguided but well-intentioned) come from the minds of 11th graders actually gave me hope

[lying wench @dumbblondebtch]

I AM. I am.

[jolly @woja999]

Everybody is going to the gym but nobody is stretching

[lying wench @dumbblondebtch]

me hanging out with people who don’t do drugs but listen to rufus du sol

[Lisa Barlow Updates and Charts @thatblisa]

hope is a dangerous thing for a women like me to have #lisabarlow

[lying wench @dumbblondebtch]

this is actually the only way i get drunk nowadays #getup

[bort @millerIowlife]

you can’t get FIDLAR drunk like we used to anymore. because of the economy

[bort @millerIowlife]

you can’t get FIDLAR drunk like we used to anymore. because of the economy

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

last night was trail cam footage

[lying wench @dumbblondebtch]

oh now they’re playing born to die

[lying wench @dumbblondebtch]

me watching my sister slowly but surely start to get more aggressive w the people next to us at the bar

[lying wench @dumbblondebtch]

me watching my sister slowly but surely start to get more aggressive w the people next to us at the bar

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

perfect episode of television and a villain origin story for so many young women. if we ever send another gold disk to space it should be on it

[tamra judgy eyes @tamrajudgyeyes]

Her mind works in ways that nobody can comprehend

[lying wench @dumbblondebtch]

sister called my bday outfit very “ramona singer in a good way” so God knows i’m gonna have the best day ever

[lying wench @dumbblondebtch]

me buzzing my bfs head every two weeks

[garshmo @garshmo]

I need you to be on your baldest behavior

[lying wench @dumbblondebtch]

in da gym #whynot #fullvolume