hana

idiot moron @anza_xyz

[hana @dumbcontract2]

do you feel it anon?

[Claire @clairefxyz]

This is a story of manifestation ✨ I met many of you at accelerate new york last year and if you remember I was the girl looking into debugging solana programs. Fast forward to today, almost a week before accelerate miami, we have it!

And once againnnnn, I did nothing @Zensen977 did everything lol now bidhan make me a million dollars tomorrow make no mistake

[Alessandro Decina @alessandrod]

I can't explain it but I've been laughing at this for the past 10 minutes

[hana @dumbcontract2]

openai is so fuckin annoying they saw anthropic got tons of good press and govt handjobs from bein all "oooo our model so dangerous!!" so sama is liek "wtf we need to tell ppl our model is dangerous too!!" fuck off and put te code in the bag dude

[hana @dumbcontract2]

if u get flagged for possible cybersecurity risk try rephrasing ur request

[hana @dumbcontract2]

th funniest part is it sint even security erlated i just want it to debug different behaviro btwn test harneses

[hana @dumbcontract2]

honestly rly funni ting to say. like "o fuck ur right!! i forgot tod o that!!!"

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Singapore urges banks to “plug their cybersecurity holes” in preparation for Claude Mythos.

[hana @dumbcontract2]

@Austin_Federa spent the past two days like "i thought they were makin the low jitter internet thing since when are they runnin eth bridges???"

[hana @dumbcontract2]

@Austin_Federa stg i thought this was the worst pr response of all time until i rlized layerzero is a different ting from doublezero

[hana @dumbcontract2]

@fd_ripatel v4 vs v5

[hana @dumbcontract2]

at anza technology inc ltd thsi is the level of stake related goods and services we endeavor to bring u

[hana @dumbcontract2]

theyre calling the bpf stake program the most tested program of all time. they said theyve never seen anything like it. when they looked at the ebpf bytecode they said it wasnt isa, it was usa

[hana @dumbcontract2]

@fd_ripatel fyi theres bunch of known diffs:
* 1sol minimum delegation obviously
* rent_exempt_reserve is dead
* i rewrote split and fixed a bunch of annaoying but harmless bugs
* self-split banned
* inactive split doesnt rewrite delegation
* activating/activating merge now merges all lamps

[hana @dumbcontract2]

@jpe7s @sanctumso unless something changed they dont deploy this, their lsts are built on a fork of the original stake pool program

[hana @dumbcontract2]

ACHTUNG: if your dapp interacts w the single validator stake pool program, you MUST upgrade to rust bindings >= v3.0.1 and/or js bindings >= v2.0.0. you should also review most recent release or dm me bc all the math for pool value, token value etc is changing!!!

[hana @dumbcontract2]

no its ai. im from the future and next cycle narratiev aside is agentic commerce. x409 everyhting. its programmed. also ai mfers are EXACTLy like us theyre messianic theyre eating glass theyre *literally* writing posts abt tokenomics for their own version of tokens!!!

[mert @mert]

instead of ai, I expect more crypto ppl to actually go into biotech/longevity

the only field I've seen with similar amounts of complete brain damage, unemployment, and out-of-control scamming for fake solutions to imaginary problems

[hana @dumbcontract2]

@dhkleung call it web4.js. or web3.js-2022

[hana @dumbcontract2]

@buffalu__ 2022 was baptism in fire mang. i remembre the differnce btwn everyone outside (except vitalik!! i will love him 4ever) dancing on our grave but inside it just felt like a joke. after that nothing wil ever hurt us again!!

[buffalu @buffalu__]

https://t.co/GGTOGMdLw7

[hana @dumbcontract2]

@readylayerone v5 also brings a 1sol minimum delegation which is a consequential change. generally the best way to keep abreast of this is to watch for new feature gates in agave and the feature gate activation channels on solana discord

[hana @dumbcontract2]

@readylayerone couple notes on stake program, that pr is just updating genesis/tests after the fact of the stake v4 upgrade. v4 is already live on mainnet, provides VoteStateV4 support, and is unrelated to rent changes. stake v5 will do rent changes and is live on testnet but not devnet/mainnet

[hana @dumbcontract2]

@clairefxyz @deanmlittle bc ur heart yearns for freedom

[hana @dumbcontract2]

but the other motivation is my mercurcial and fanciful whims and desires so pls update your programs and tooling bc if i break your dapp when i do this you will be sad and it may b small consolation and possibly even a great burden on your heart when i am even sadder!!!! tyfyattm

[hana @dumbcontract2]

the reason for all this is...... we will soon allow LIQUID SOL DEPOSITS into svsp pools!!! wow thats so exciting!!! the driving motivation is that the 1sol minimum stake delegation will be live on mainnet soon so we always wanted to provide this as an alternative