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Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets heads are falling off.
Providence, RI
Joined February 2011
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Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
over 11 years ago
"A tad?! A tad, Lloyd?! You drove almost a 6th of the way across the country in the WRONG DIRECTION!"
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
about 12 years ago
"Alright, who's the DEAD MAN that hit me with the salt shaker?"
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
about 12 years ago
"I just got that old fashioned feeling where I'd do anything to bone her." "That's a special feeling, Lloyd."
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
over 12 years ago
"Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. Be right back! Don't you go dyin' on me!"
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Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
over 12 years ago
"JUST GIMME THE DAMN NUMBER!"
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
over 12 years ago
"Find a happy place... Find a happy place...."
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
over 12 years ago
"We normally don't pick up hitchhikers, buuuut I'm gonna go with my instinct on this one. Saddle up, partner!"
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
almost 13 years ago
"So she says 'Do you love me?' And he says 'No! But that's a real nice ski mask!'"
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
almost 13 years ago
"The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
almost 13 years ago
"Man! You are one pathetic loser!"
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
about 13 years ago
"Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listenin to her or something. I dont know. I wasnt really paying attention."
DumbDumberQuote
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Jamie Erdahl
@JamieErdahl
about 13 years ago
That John Denver was full of... RT
@PeteAbe
: Pretend announcers now doing out of town scores. "How about those Rockies?
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
about 13 years ago
"So you got fired again, eh?" "Yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident."
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
almost 14 years ago
"Y'know on second thought, you might just wanna run a comb through 'em..."
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
almost 14 years ago
"You can't be too careful. Lot of bad drivers out there..."
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
about 14 years ago
"FOOTLONNNNNNG!!! WHO'S GOT THE FOOTLONNNNG?"
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
over 14 years ago
"Tell her I'm rich and, uh, I'm good-looking and, uh, I have a rapist wit."
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
over 14 years ago
"Killer boots, man!"
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
almost 15 years ago
"Ohh, look at the buns on that one." "Yeah. He must work out."
Dumb and Dumber qts
@DumbDumberQuote
almost 15 years ago
"One Half-Teaspoon. For fast effective relief."
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