Everyone's Dumb

A comedy website about dumb things. So, a comedy website. Featuring musings from @colinmeans.

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"Taliban denies ordering 10-year-old girl to wear suicide vest; They really saved some face with that clarification" http://t.co/cxzrTsTPND

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Headliners: "Florida man caught having sex with family dog on camera; Just one dog? Keep up the good work, Florida" http://t.co/gnVne1FAVm

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New Headliners: "Colorado teacher asked teen girls for topless pics; It’s WEED that’s legal now" http://t.co/QRby1ZRbEf

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World's Year in Review: 2013 "Mandela sacrificed himself for the sake of Idris Elba’s ‘Mandela’ box office figures." http://t.co/8UpxCwGYCx

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Headliners: "Woman cuts man’s penis with box cutter after child molestation; If only Joe Paterno owned a box cutter" http://t.co/HeqJkbZbQz

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New Headliners: "Woman kills husband over argument regarding wedding colors; Bloods vs Crips is serious stuff" http://t.co/GTmVGvJeAz

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New Headliners: "Python strangles Indonesian hotel security guard in scuffle; Everyone wants to be Steve Irwin" http://t.co/GwU4hpRdoQ

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New Headliners from @dumbeveryone: "Chris Brown leaves rehab to attend toy drive; Luckily, he beat the rush" http://t.co/H0UOgsXBUq

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Headliners: "Obama and his family start vacation in Hawaii; Africa just would have been too suspicious" http://t.co/HzjhKHEFw1

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"Bieber releasing music from his album ‘Complete My Journals’; Maybe Anne Frank would have been a Belieber after all" http://t.co/6ozsNxqhhy

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Headliners: "Schizophrenic man leads 20 cops on chase; 20, or 10, he can never tell" http://t.co/DHw12EjgLY

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ICYMI, from @dumbeveryone: Phil Robertson Suspended From ‘Duck Dynasty’ After Condemning Terrorists as Sinful http://t.co/FKrUWUB0kx

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Phil Robertson Suspended From 'Duck Dynasty' After Condemning Terrorists as Sinful: http://t.co/FKrUWUB0kx

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Headliners: "Researchers turn to grizzly bears to learn more about obesity; Yes, grizzly bears maul obese people too" http://t.co/AtnY9paHJS

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Headliners: "Miley Cyrus flashes breasts for equality; So, are they equal? Or lopsided?" http://t.co/muww5P0Pg6

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In case you missed it, last night's Headliners: http://t.co/eYPMTON6P2

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Headliners: Dozen neglected kids found in shocking incest case; Alabama fans really don’t know how to handle a loss http://t.co/eYPMTON6P2

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From earlier: Kanye West Thinks the South Park Writers are Definitely Not the Next Nelson Mandela http://t.co/apGcJoMKs1

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Kanye West Thinks the South Park Writers are Definitely Not the Next Nelson Mandela: http://t.co/apGcJoMKs1

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Headliners: "Woman reunited with dog she lost 9 years ago; Just in time for its rapid decline in health" http://t.co/TpnIiMEVyr