Cat (Derogatory)

Canadian Lynxy boi, It/Its, wolf man enthusiast, humanitarian futurist, Anti-Egg Gang 🥚🚫, dms open

[Kalua @GucciFeline]

If youre petting behind my ears you should be saying things like "youre so soft" or "whos a good lion?"

NOT "why do you have a boner" or "ew are you drooling"

[ꫂ ၴႅၴ @bobablaster67]

no one talks about how draining it is when your mood switches between “keep going , it will get better” and “i can’t do this anymore, im about to give up.” its like living in emotional whiplash. one hour you’re hopeful, the next you’re spiraling

[altindie🎶 @pureindiee]

why are canadians so horny

[xoxo @dahsoftgirl]

being an introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse

[𝔸𝕝𝕖𝕔 @Poss_puss]

Dude, stop bitching about morning wood.

We sleep together.

Just ask to fuck like an adult.

[stupid bunny🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ @fiddydoid]

IT NEVER WORKS AND I TRY SO HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD TO COMMUNICATE THIS

[墓Tombstone王 🔞 @Tombdraws]

“Get a load of this guy”

Bro I’m trrryyyyiiinffgggggfggg

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that you could've avoided if you had just been an asshole

[Cat (Derogatory) @dumbfloof]

Come and challange me Mark Carney, if you dare

[dinero🧃 @uncdinero]

in canada they kill you for liking mcdonald’s poutine

[dinero🧃 @uncdinero]

in canada they kill you for liking mcdonald’s poutine

[Cat (Derogatory) @dumbfloof]

This is what heaven is like

[RPG Enjoyer 🐉 @BasedRPG]

“All dreams have a hidden meaning.”

My dreams:

[Cat (Derogatory) @dumbfloof]

Dude i swear theyre gonna put me in the ward with all the cardboard cuts im getting

[Cat (Derogatory) @dumbfloof]

Feelin cute might eat someone later

[Cat (Derogatory) @dumbfloof]

Listen i just want a tall wolfman to hold a sword to my throat, is that too much to ask

[WereKai @CertifiedLeggi]

THEY UNVIRGINED THE OLIVE OIL

[Cat (Derogatory) @dumbfloof]

Bro got hit so hard his neck flew to jersey

[Delsylvania Politics 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷 @delsylvania]

Can't believe this is a real place in New Jersey

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

this generation is so cooked. you will get ghosted for showing genuine love, care and real interest.

[imuu @_beingimran_]

the worst part? i still wanna talk to you. after everything, after all the silence, you’re still the person i miss telling everything to

[trinidy @fixedoff]

everyone that's mattered in my life has always stuck around just long enough to abandon me at my lowest and that's why i isolate as soon as i need help