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Fuckin hard or hardly fuckin, right?

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@spizzyspose Ayo I’m in your city. Who has the best lobster roll?

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@Phillies

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@PUBG hey idiots, can you make it so that you can get more than just rondo all night? I think literally every gamer ever would appreciate it. Fuckin idiots

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Peenering so good ur mom calls me Mr. Good At Sex

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@BarryKeoghan ehh you look like if Dobby was Shrek in Shrek 2 and got turned into the prince?

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THEY FUCKIN DID IT AGAIN

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They turned the friggin clocks gay

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The masculine urge to move to a cabin the in the woods and completely isolate yourself while your finish your novel and descend into madness

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@bet365help @MattJBenoit_ Mine are still void. I sent you a DM and haven’t heard anything back yet

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Got the worst stomach bug of my life that lasted over a week

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Lost 20lbs in one week! No money, no working out, no special diet (Check the replies for how)

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Are you a Zyn top or a Zyn bottom?

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@SpencerSTRIDer nice elbow pussy

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I walked in on a leprechaun, doing lucky charms in the bathroom at the bar

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Getting old is knowing you should go to sleep but you can’t stop thinking about the fancy cheese in the fridge

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Piss is stored in one ball and cum is stored in the other. That’s why one ball always hangs lower. Its simple biology folks

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@Phillies have you considered my proposal? The @Eagles could really use your help

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@Phillies hey can the @Eagles borrow Stubbs for a little bit Monday night before the game? Seems like they need to get the vibes up in the locker room. I think Dr. Stubbs with a Bluetooth speaker is the only cure to this plague

Thanks in advance homies

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They turned the friggin clocks gay

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@Braves @BarstoolPhilly

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Nobody ever warned me that cracking your hip as an adult can induce an orgasm