#1 tofumuse fan

hehe

[Fredda @PunishedFredda]

When my girlfriend is away all I do is sit in front of the TV watching gundam and eating canned fruit like I'm a Zomboid player character

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

I tried Coke Zero at lunch instead of Diet Coke. All of the aspartame without any of the refreshment, the glamour, the joie de vivre, the satisfaction of cracking open a cold, glistening can of DC. Insidious beverage.

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

How it feels buying an energy drink at the gas station while filling up your car

[alan woke @mangointahiti]

knoxville: hi im johnny knoxville welcome to jackass
bam & ryan:

[#1 tofumuse fan @Dumbfunnyhaha]

No disrespect to Danny Murphy but they turned jack Nicholson into Danny Murphy

[hyrax @kl0bb]

A man makes a Choice

[Magical Barry @TheDemonBaz666]

Andy Burnham: "and Number 10 North will have a music room that only plays The Smiths"

Revolver Starmer:

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 @thecasualultra]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😂 That moment after England's 2nd goal against Dr Congo yesterday!

[elle @ellemccoole]

no cricket captain, no prime minister, no james bond and no doctor who and arsenal the reigning champions

England is finished

[Dr Lawrence Newport @lawrencenewport]

Your Cash ISA tax free amount is going down from 20k to 12k.

Unless of course, you're over 65.

Then it stays at 20k.

Also over 65s can keep transferring non-cash ISAs into cash ISAs. You can't.

Why is everything in British politics like this?

[lemon ✨ @nouisyorkk]

saw this bear in his hiking outfit and almost cried

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

gotta give the people what they want

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

it’s genuinely horrific to be 18-25 in the uk right now like every week someone i know loses their job for seemingly no reason, the only people i know who have a job right now are people in hospitality/retail and they are all begging for more hours it feels so hopeless

[Kieren Jennings @KierenJennings]

The fact that our Papa Johns EFL trophy final can pull in nearly 2,000 more fans than the FA Cup final is testament to our fans! 🙌🏼

#FAcup
#Sunderland #Portsmouth

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

Everytime the "Ballack perennial loser" thing comes up I have to fight the urge to mention the sheer amount of league titles and cups that dude won

[SPFL Mediawatch @SPFLWatch]

“Illegal to drink in public”
“Illegal to walk to the stadium”
“100$ for a train to the ground”

“Land of the Free”

[Delicious @Delicious7n]

White people when you tell them to swap hog

[E @Ellis_]

Now Lampard’s back in the Premier League with Coventry I hope his first summer signing is Mason Mount.

[cate @seaofbelIs]

sometimes living with your parents as an adult feels like you are living in a house where everyone is infected with the mould from Resident Evil 7