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[hyrax @kl0bb]

@0ddette @TLEPaz How many horses and humans do we have to put next to each other to power a data center

[hyrax @kl0bb]

@Timeless0n3s I actually wrote this post to poke fun at guys like you which if you were smart like me you would have figured out

[hyrax @kl0bb]

Robert Frost is a fuckin retard. Why do you think the path is less travelled. Because theres ticks and bees and its muddy and shit.

[hyrax @kl0bb]

@svrrendering Needs a Minecraft throw blanket

[jujubee 📇 @snaiImaiI]

don’t mind banana guy too much but i remember when i saw death grips, all these reddit nerds thought it would be funny to show up in overalls and a propeller hat and a big lollipop but they all had the same idea so like half the crowd at every show was grown men dressed like that

[hyrax @kl0bb]

@svrrendering He took the NuggetinaBiscuitPill

[Wii Goth @thrulls]

quoting youtube poops that don’t even exist anymore

[Hello @VeinRichard]

I come from old monkey

[hyrax @kl0bb]

@OrganicGoyslop These - i mean - Her Hallowed Halls…

[hyrax @kl0bb]

Jarring when I lived in upstate to find that no one does shit when it gets cold. In midwest states, all seemed to have their go-to passtime when winter came around. Up there, they all just got depressed and sat on their thumbs.

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

lots of posts about a particular city being amazing in the summer. Every city is great in the summer. The season lifts everyone's mood.

The real question is what city is great in the winter when the weather brings everyone down.

[hyrax @kl0bb]

Inspiring: 28 Year-Old Man Discovers Calendars Aren’t Just For Women

[hyrax @kl0bb]

You gotta be careful when you start reading too much about some school of thought or philosophy because if you talk about it too much people assume you’ve completely lost it

[hyrax @kl0bb]

We need to make the world population <5mil immediately

[Greta Thunberg Respecter 40K 🇸🇪🇵🇸🚀🇰🇵 @JucheAffirmer]

This is like, actual 11th century medieval lunchslop for peasants: bread, cheese, onions, and ale.

In 2026, boomers are saying that this plate represents some kind of insane luxury ("you want to drink an ALE? you want to eat ORGANIC cheese??")

[hyrax @kl0bb]

@slowppoke Unfortunately truke. It’s close for me though

[hyrax @kl0bb]

Hey boomers I just spent 20$ on lunch, stop me you fucking queers #NeverBuyAHome #GrubTime #ExplodeBoomersHeadsWithALargeMallet

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

A little-known hack:

2 slices of Aldi wheat bread: $0.17
3 oz of Aldi deli turkey: $0.86
1 slices Aldi cheddar: $0.15
1 condiment of your choice: $0.02
1 apple: $0.53
1 hard boiled egg: $0.14
5 carrot sticks: $0.17
Cold water from the tap: $0.01

Total: $2.05

You can do this.

[hyrax @kl0bb]

@sanpellyenjoyer Showing up to the bar with a tray of pint glasses filled with yellow brackish fluid that I insist I “brewed myself” next time I go

[hyrax @kl0bb]

After watching what happens to young milennials/old genZ after 30 I’ve been convinced that a good amount of adults should not have autonomy. If you’re 30 and are still racking credit cards up like you’re a new to this we’re giving you a handler

[hyrax @kl0bb]

@wolverines788 How about I invest $16 in buying a big fucking mallet to smash the heads of people that tell me how to spend my money?

[hyrax @kl0bb]

@GarlicSeksy These kids don’t even drink beer or fuck pussy like we used to, man. But if they do, then they aint bootstrappin’, hosedrinkin’, homebuyin’, rock n’ roll lovin, home-cookin’, draft-dodgin’, hardasses like us.