Dumb Game Retail 🎮🤬

Dumb shit game store customers say.

[Dumb Game Retail 🎮🤬 @DumbGameRetail]

My boss just asked me “What do you want to be when you grow up?” 🤣🤣🤣

Lady… us millennials have been asked that same question for the last 35-40 years.

Can’t I just be a grown up already? 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Dumb Game Retail 🎮🤬 @DumbGameRetail]

Sure! Fucking fine! Pay whatever. Idgaf if you’re over paying you don’t deserve to keep a dime for your company. Good fucking god I hope your company collapses and you lose your job and your dog leaves you and finds a nice 9 year old to live with who has a higher IQ than yours.

[Dumb Game Retail 🎮🤬 @DumbGameRetail]

Tell me you’re not qualified for your job without telling me you’re not qualified for your job.

Let’s start with the woman who I had on the phone for over a half hour who is her company’s ✨TREASURER✨and she can’t read a goddamn invoice or understand English even though I can

[Dumb Game Retail 🎮🤬 @DumbGameRetail]

🤡 NO I STILL OWE YOU $7K!!! (Which was her total remaining YEARLY BALANCE from like 4 months ago.)

[Dumb Game Retail 🎮🤬 @DumbGameRetail]

When you get an email on your performance review…

They want me to print off my trophy…

[Dumb Game Retail 🎮🤬 @DumbGameRetail]

“Can you check to see if you have Call of Duty Black Ops III for the digital only XBOX Series S?”

Yes… let me see if I have a USED COPY of the DIGITAL ONLY version here in stock. 🙄

[Dumb Game Retail 🎮🤬 @DumbGameRetail]

A customer told me he needed something done “A. S. A. Pronto” and I can’t un-hear its cursedness.

[Dumb Game Retail 🎮🤬 @DumbGameRetail]

Today’s the day!!!! Fuck this place!

[Dumb Game Retail 🎮🤬 @DumbGameRetail]

Me: “Correct, but it DOES say 10 DAYS.”

Sorry you can’t read, bro.

Thank fucking god I put my two weeks in.

#retailhell

[Dumb Game Retail 🎮🤬 @DumbGameRetail]

Can’t fucking WAIT to not deal with this dumb shit anymore.

Dumbass: “Hey, I wanna see if I can return this.” (Hands me a new, sealed 3rd party, wired PS3 controller & the receipt.)

Me: “No… I’m sorry. You purchased this back in FEBRUARY. We have a 10 DAY even exchange policy.

[Dumb Game Retail 🎮🤬 @DumbGameRetail]

We’re WELL passed that.”

Him: “Yeah, but it’s not open.”

Me: “We even have a 60 DAY Defective policy - we’re beyond that…. We could buy it back from you, but we can’t buy sealed items. We’d have to sell it as used.”

Him: “But your receipt says nothing about sealed items.”