Hardly Working 🖕

My friends don't believe me when I tell them about working in Irish Retail. If you don't laugh, you'll cry. Too busy working to make money.

[Hardly Working 🖕 @retaillaugh]

What are the unwritten rules in your workplace? Rules that are not in the employee's handbook. Stuff you have to find out for yourself?

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#unwrittenrules #retaillaugh

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@Stopworkplacebu Take a look at: https://t.co/l5LpTXVGM0

[Hardly Working 🖕 @retaillaugh]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Hardly Working 🖕 @retaillaugh]

The mighty warriors raised their weary heads once more and tried in vain to increase their engagements. But they fell in death, their work half done, and Musk laughed on and on.
#TwitterBlue #TwitterBlueTick

[Hardly Working 🖕 @retaillaugh]

I miss my #BlueTick. Oh wait a sec, I never had one. 😁

#retaillife #retaillaugh

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I had a customer tell me today how difficult it was for them to #workfromhome. I will never have that choice. Some people don't know how lucky they are.

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#wankpanzers

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Blocking the path outside the crèche. Too lazy to walk across carpark.

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@DrHaroldNews Found a small book...

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@paddycosgrave Look what I found...

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Just spotted the Irish spy Balloon...

[Irish Times Food @IrishTimesFood]

‘Regrettable’ staff departures from ‘high octane’ new Corrigan restaurant in Dublin 4 https://t.co/4daRP57Nyy via @IrishTimesFood

[Hardly Working 🖕 @retaillaugh]

I've taken some cr*p from customers recently. They forget we are #essentialworkers.

[RTÉ Business @RTEbusiness]

Calls for public to respect retail workers https://t.co/bBTLXeSqtG

[Hardly Working 🖕 @retaillaugh]

Has anyone noticed where all the ads on the timeline have gone?

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I've just realised there is a direct link between the #dearcustomer who gives the most grief and the sense of entitlement #karen has parking their oversized car.

If they don't care where they park then they won't ever care about you.

#wankerparking #retaillife

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Let's just park on the double yellow line outside the medical center in #Barna.

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Have you ever looked at a #dearcustomer walking towards you and instantly know they were going to cause trouble?

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It's starting...next thing the music will start ...

#tubsofsweets

[Hardly Working 🖕 @retaillaugh]

@BlameTag 5 - I don't care how far you drove just to get here today.
6 - If it's not on the shelf, it's not in the stockroom and I only go "look" just to get s break from the shoplfoor.

[Hardly Working 🖕 @retaillaugh]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Hardly Working 🖕 @retaillaugh]

10. You will eventually know more about your job and how to do it than your manager. Keep the knowledge to yourself.

#unwrittenrules #retaillaugh

[Hardly Working 🖕 @retaillaugh]

What are the unwritten rules in your workplace? Rules that are not in the employee's handbook. Stuff you have to find out for yourself?

A thread 1/...

#unwrittenrules #retaillaugh

[Hardly Working 🖕 @retaillaugh]

9. If you're going to make a cup of tea or coffee for yourself, offer to make it for people around you too. Most times they'll say no, but offer anyways.

#unwrittenrules #retaillaugh